Promescent Sexual Wellness Products

From Promescent: If you've ever wondered how to get better in bed, look no further. Promescent offers a variety of sexual wellness items designed to increase intimacy for you and your partner. Want to last longer in bed?...

Whether it's a mandatory coronavirus quarantine or a self-imposed coronavirus quarantine, as serious as COVID-19 may be, being stuck at home for any length of time because of it could become seriously boring. And stressful. Frustrating. A panic button...

Nestbox Vehicle Camping Modules

$2,495 - $3,858 Egoe Nest »

Nestbox. Is that like Bird Box, but on the road in a van instead of on a river in a rowboat? I sure hope not, because Egoe Nest's retrofit camping modules for vehicle luggage areas look way too cool to have to use blindfolded...

SleepBank Sleep Frequency Machine to Fall & Stay Asleep

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If the SleepBank is to be believed, a couple weeks with its Sleeping Frequency Technology emissions, and you'll start having Baby Jesus-level sleeps in heavenly peace...

Keep Em Out/In Dog Door Gate

$299 CB2 »

The Keep Em Out/In Dog Door Gate is as fancy as your dog itself. A designer dog barricade for your designer dog breed...despite its redneck-sounding name...

Shred Cube Digital File Shredder

$159.99 Shred Cube »

A first of its kind, the Shred Cube is a USB device that promises to go into your computer and cast out your unwanted digital files and documents for good. Using an attach file / folder feature, or the plain ol' drag-and-drop...

Magical Butter DecarBox

$49.95 Amazon »

If you can't say the word "decarboxylation" you're too stoned to be using Magical Butter's DecarBox. Take a nap, come back, and then come back to the kitchen to fire up the oven in preparation some precise, potent, and...

Schwetty Balls Golf Balls

$7 - $7.48 Amazon »

They say Schwetty Balls golf balls conform to USGA and R&A rules. Ha! For golf ball composition, size, and weight, perhaps. But what about golf etiquette? Ain't no way the Schwetty Balls design and spirit is in compliance...

Party-Ready Jello Shots

Do you have a Shotty mouth? Do you want to? These party-ready Jello shots might not get your mama's stamp of approval, but serve them to your friends at the pool, in the backyard, or at your next rager, and they'll probably...

E31: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 31 of What Is This Thing?, your weekly Mensa-level riddle consisting of one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing? Here are 3 hints to help uncramp your brain and get the guesses...

Bolt Integrated Titanium Toothpick

$15.99 - $16.99 Amazon »

Ain't no chewed-up Cheetos or strands of pulled pork getting stuck in my molars with a bolt integrated titanium toothpick on the prowl. Oh, they might they've found an undetectable safe house, but they have no idea what's...

Dumbbell Beer Glasses

$39.99 Amazon »

Who's up for some double-fisted, 25-ounce preacher curls? Don't scoff, these beer glasses aren't dumb. They're dumbbell, and they're ready pump you up with a steady flow of frothy goodness...

18K Gold & Diamond Pave Skull Ring

$5,249 Etsy »

His name is Rrrico. Rrrico Pave. This sold 18K gold and diamond pave skull ring sees 2.9 carats of ethically sourced South African diamonds embedded flush and showy in a human-style skull made in your choice of hollow...

4' Tall St. Patrick's Day T-Rex

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This St. Patrick's Day T-Rex is only 4' tall because he's a T-Rexprachaun! A Lepra-Rex! A Wee-Rex!...

iHarvest Indoor Hydroponic Garden

$849 IGWorks »

The iHarvest attempts to give indoor gardens and hydroponic growing systems a boost and a face lift. An automated, fully self-contained planter, the iHarvest can both grow up to 30 fruits, vegetables, and herbs in a 2.5-square-foot...

GloFX Pixel Pro Infinite Portal Goggles

$84.97 Amazon »

Call me 4-eyes again and I'll suck you into the hell portals that are the outer 2 of them! Nah, I'm just kiddin'. I'm too high to do that right now. Let's just dance like maniacs to the strobing LEDs and pass out once...

Don't Stop. Be Leaving. Doormat

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I'd call the Don't Stop. Be Leaving. Doormat the ultimate Dad joke, but Dad would never be so rude to a visitor. And Dad would never wish a visitor to go away, even salespeople, and Mormons who want to teach him about...

Hedgehog Carry House

$41 READYFOR »

This is my service hedgie, and this is his Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House!While stylish everyday dog and cat carriers - purses, really - are now commonplace, Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House creator Watanabe noticed at...

EDC Titanium Earpick

$19.90 - $25.49 Amazon »

An earpick, also known as an ear spoon or ear scoop, is a super sexy tool for ignoring your mama's advice and digging out all that gooey (or dry and flaky) earwax from your ear canals. And, with MecArmy's EDC Titanium...

Pix Brix Pixel Art Puzzle Bricks

$4.95 - $69.99 Pix Brix »

If you never got enough of 8-bit and pixelation on your screen, Pix Brix turns the digital desktop fun into the 2D and 3D analog kind with their pixel art puzzle brick sets...

BaouRouge Precision Slicing Knife

$31.99 Amazon »

I'll give the BaouRouge Precision Slicing Knife credit for at least one thing: it had no problem convincing me to watch all 1 minute 43 seconds of its promotional video. This slicing knife slices soft, doughy bread! It...

Bauhutte Gaming Beds

$600 - $1,200 Bauhutte »

Oh, this is bad. I mean bed. These Gaming Beds from Japanese gaming furniture brand Bauhutte might represent everything that's both right and wrong with society today. Their slick design, and even that their existence...

Shiny Movie Ticket - Light-Up Ticket for Dark Theaters

The Shiny Movie Ticket is simple design brilliance with a punch! Li Peitong won a 2019 A' Design Award for his clever idea to punch out the row and seat number of ticket stubs, so moviegoers entering a dark theater can...

The adult baby rompers remind me of a nursery rhyme. Put a onesie on a lady, she'll be a twosie before long / a threesie if she's up for it, with a forgy comin' on strong...