Hot Head Candles

No one can say these famous (and infamous) politicians and world leaders (plus Albert Einstein) aren't hot heads when they have Hot Head Candle wicks sticking out of their heads...

Don't Be a C*ck Sucker Coffee Mug

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Coffee mugs with inspirational messages - my favorite! Coffee mugs with inspirational messages delivered as a clever and colorful rebus - weeee! Best gift for the office ever. This one depicts a rooster with a lollipop...

Encompass 20-Second Half-Mouth Electric Toothbrush

$99 - $109 indiegogo »

Come on, Encompass, have we really gotten to the point that two minutes of toothbrushing is too long? Now we need to cut out 100 of the 120 seconds we're meant to spare on cavity prevention and proper oral hygiene a couple...

Patagonia Nano Puff Earflap Cap

$59 Patagonia »

With their Nano Puff Earflap Cap Patagonia appears to have finally cracked the code of how to combine the best parts of a puffy coat with the best parts of Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation. Available in black, navy...

Electric Lip Plumper

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It's not so much that I doubt this electric lip plumper will work as it is I doubt it will feel very good during or after use. Certainly not as good as the other kind of "electric lip plumper," if you know what I mean...

Unicorn Skeleton

$74.99 Amazon »

Welcome to the Magical Fairyland...of Death! Add a Unicorn Skeleton to your Halloween decor this year and show all the trick-or-treaters how unicorns were once real, even up until a few years ago, but now they're all...

Banksy Gross Domestic Product Store

In true subversive and irreverent Banksy style, the English artist has opened Gross Domestic Product, an online store where adoring fans can, not purchase, but apply to purchase some of the pieces he displayed in a south...

Buddy the Elf Wreath

$75 Etsy »

It's just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for Elf culture. This Buddy the Elf Wreath might be the one piece of Christmas decor I've seen before Halloween that doesn't make me want to scream just like...

BUNDL Electric-Heated Sleeping Bag

$299 - $450 BUNDL »

BUNDL up for the winter, especially if your winter plans include camping in the bitter cold. Or just spending the night outside in a sleeping bag because your wife locked you out for pulling the Toilet Goblin prank again...

Glass Skull Beverage Dispenser

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Get into the Halloween spirit by serving your Halloween spirits straight from this...Halloween spirit...

Fireflies LED Playing Cards

$59 - $69 Ellusionist »

The power to conduct a symphony for the eyes is in your hands with Fireflies. Fireflies are a set of 4 supercharged LED playing cards that burn blue or green as you twist, flip, and turn them, using tricks and flourishes...

Mercer Rules Stainless Steel Culinary Ruler

$17.99 Amazon »

Know-it-all chefs, cooks, and foodies may already know all the Mercer Rules, but this stainless steel culinary ruler could be a real prize for those of us still learning...and those of us who don't retain information...

Beer Mug Socks

$34.90 Etsy »

These Beer Mug Socks are actually more like Beer Mug Leg Warmers, but yarn maestro Vicky Djokic probably figured referring to her most excellent hand-knit frothy pints o' brew as "leg warmer" would deter men from clicking...

Porsche 911 Advent Calendar

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Who wants a 1965 Porsche 911 for Christmas? Caveat: you have to assemble it yourself. Over the course of 24 days. And it might not be big enough to sit in and drive when you're done. Still! Nothing can rev up the countdown...

Creature Craft Self-Righting Whitewater Rafts

$4,995 - $15,600 Creature Craft »

Battling whitewater rapids is fun, but being on the losing end of that battle, not so much. Creature Craft owner and creator Darren Vancil developed his self-righting whitewater rafts to level up the adrenaline rush of...

Maze Planter DIY Build & Grow Botany Kit

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Enjoy some STEM education, some stalk education, and some overall growth with the Maze Planter, a DIY build & grow botany kit for kids. The dual-sided planter comes disassembled, but with setup easy enough for girls and...

World Map Cocktail Bar Steamer Trunk

I'm not that into geography, but...I'll bet a few martinis and sidecars can pique my interest in it. Or at least draw me closer to this Italian-Style world map. Which happens to cover a vintage-style wardrobe steamer...

Toss 'n Talk-About Men Stuff Ball

$9.56 Amazon »

As if the name Toss 'n Talk-About Men Stuff isn't bad enough, the actual thing Toss 'n Talk-About Men Stuff refers to is an inflatable beach ball printed with dozens of conversation topics for men who might otherwise...

Snow Globe Sweaters

$8.54 Amazon »

Don't be fooled! These here Snow Globe Sweaters are not cozy and adorable winter hats for snow globes. They're cozy and adorable winter hats for nipples! Like the ones on the ends of boobies. I really don't know why they've...

Animal Eye Patches

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Lazy eye, meet snake eye. No kid likes wearing an eye patch (most adults don't either, unless it means they can talk and act like a pirate) but See Worthy Eye Patches makes the burden a little more bearable with their...

Shine Bathroom - Make Your Toilet Self-Cleaning

$99 indiegogo »

Here we go with another robot taking over a human's job. The Shine Bathroom Assistant is aiming to force you out of your toilet cleaning tasks with an automated design and chemical-free sanitizing pods. What a punk!...

E9: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 9 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. I'll include some hints below to help you flex your noodle and figure out the answer...

Magnetic Fridge Organizer Rack

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There's been a lot of talk about super-strong and extra mighty magnets over the past couple of years. This Magnetic Fridge Organizer Rack looks like a pretty good way to test out those claims. This refrigerator-mounted...

Honey Soles - Natural Cork Shoe Insoles

$39.95 Amazon »

Not that I want to think about wearing flip-flops this time of year, but according to Honey Soles, putting their Natural Cork shoe insoles inside my regular shoes will make it feel like I am even in my leather loafers...