I can't say I've ever seen a chair with a "Do Not Hit" sign or theme, but that doesn't make this Do Hit Chair any less interesting to me. It's like, you know, Just Do Hit...

I don't necessarily think Peelaways created their disposable fitted bed sheets for promiscuous and routinely intoxicated boys and girls - ahem, college students - but with back to school time coming up, that's definitely...

Roger Hargreaves' Little Miss and Mr. Men books get the Doctor Who mashup treatment with this line of storybooks giving each of the 13 Doctors new adventures and foes - more kid-friendly adventures and foes - to conquer...

Knock Knock's Personal Library Kit brings back to bibliophiles a glorious old library circulation technique: cards secured in sleeves inside books' front covers with date stamps indicating when borrowers will start ignoring...

Oh boy, Dad, this one's for you. The Chair Gym appears to express no irony in calling itself an all-in-on total body workout system that's "great for all fitness levels." I would add, particularly the fitness levels who...

Grip Clean heavy duty hand soap goes for the sly marketing technique of claiming it will wash your soiled hands clean of dirt using the power of...dirt. Developed for auto mechanics, fabricators, construction workers...

I wonder if this Wallflower also teams up with Cinderella to put it all together. Wait a sec...nope. No Cinderella for this retrofit smart stove plug, but the safety monitor can pair with the fairytale princess Alexa...

Crisped, wrapped, rolled, or melted, Folios baked cheese wraps are about to make your keto, low-carb, or cheese-obsessed lifestyle a little more interesting. The thin, flexible discs come in Cheddar, Jarlsberg, and Parmesan...

101 Things to Do with a Huge Willy knows you've seen - maybe even taken - dick pics. But have you seen - or taken - the kind of dick pics illustrated in its collection of "101 inspiring ideas for more useful things you...

I'm all for a National Mustard Day (August 3) but a French's Yellow Mustard Ice Cream to celebrate it? Uh, no th-...well, OK. I'll try it...

9021H2O. SodaStream and Tori Spelling have teamed up to hawk a limited edition "Tori" 90s-themed sparkling water maker. Yeah, both the pairing and the idea we need a limited edition countertop sparkling water maker seemed...

They call this a rechargeable "pet" nail grinder because it's designed with 3 different ports in its safety cap to accommodate large dogs, medium dogs, and small dogs. Uh, and cats. Cats!...

The SHERP ATV may flaunt 'roided out rolling and hauling, but the Land Rover BackPacker brings the equally enticing wee and minimalist to backroad and off-road travel. A travel vehicle concept developed by German transportation...

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, could flash a "Get ready to undo your pants!" oven mitt every time she serves dinner. Or brownies. Mmm, or her special stuffed oven pancakes. Even oatmeal sends me back for thirds when...

Here comes the skeleton of your average dead guy to deck out a hipster's bathroom in 4 unique and very hip hipster prints during the next hipster Halloween party...

Yeah I'll take one SHERP ATV to sherpa my pack - and my whole self - through the Himalayas. After all, the best way to climb mountains is from the comfort of an all-terrain vehicle that removes all the physical stamina...

Need a gift for your girlfriend? These Zodiac Scented Candles are a sign! From Brands Banned, the aromatic wax mood setters come in sodie-can-style glass jars, with astrological sign insights printed as if they were nutritional...

Has it been a minute - or, perhaps, a fortnite since you hydrated? Take a break from your Battle Royale and a swig from the Chugger Jug to quench your thirst and restore yourself to full health. Or at least inject enough...

It's the Great White Disco Diva. This holographic great white shark romper from Coquetry Clothing doesn't make quite the splash in my heart the Sharkini swimsuit did back in 2013, but I'd still be happy for any lady wearing...

Most of the words in this "Jaws Reusable Menstrual Pads" title are well beyond my areas of expertise. Also, I'll grant that some of you dudes (and ladies) will consider Jaws Reusable Menstrual Pads one of the newest things...

Happy Shark Week 2019 and, more importantly, Happy Monday, all you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed whippersnappers ready to tear off a piece of Day 1 like a ravenous great white. Here's an inspirational Lennymud travel mug...

Where was the TaTa Top flesh-colored bikini with nipples when I was having fun with anatomical optical illusions a couple weeks ago? Guess I'll have to retroactively add this eye-(and pants-)popping swimsuit to my Breast...

Flat white, flat iron steak, flat earth, flat treadmill. Hooray for flat! And the WalkingPad treadmill's slim design isn't even the coolest thing about it. This piece of home (or office) gym equipment is also foldable...