Flame Genie Wood Pellet Fire Pit

$101.85 - $268.36 Amazon »

The Flame Genie can't grant your every wish, but if your wish is to have a wood pellet-burning fire pit on your back deck or patio this summer, then your wish is its command...

Spalding Galaxy Basketball

Welcome to the Space Jam. Spalding's Galaxy Basketball is an Urban Outfitters exclusive design. They say it's regulation-sized, but if you look at the photo of the guy palming the ball it definitely looks like the Pluto...

Homebiotic Probiotic Spray Cleanser for Mold & Odors

Discontinued

Homebiotic says their probiotic spray cleanser kills mold, mildew, musty odors, and germs using naturally occurring probiotic bacteria. It's Good Bacteria vs. Bad Bacteria battling to balance out your home microbiome...

Portable Swing

$400 Weltevree »

When life gives you lemons...haul out your Portable Swing and strap it up to the nearest tree or lamppost. Nothing relieves stress and cures the blues like a little spontaneous to and fro'. Plus, think of all those times...

Teeth Whitening Pen

Sold Out Amazon »

The only thing that sucks worse than yellow teeth is trying to whiten them with strips, trays, or whitening pens like this one, and spending the next few weeks feeling like everything that touches my teeth, including...

Craptails

$21.85 Amazon »

What do you call The World's Worst, Weirdest, and Most Disturbing Drinks? Craptails. Complete with martini glass filled with a soft-serve swirl of poo. Clint Lanier and Derek Hembree endeavor to teach us "the art of crapology"...

NK Woodworking Wood Bathtubs

I'm not just seeing wood, I'm feeling it looking at NK Woodworking's sublime bathtubs. Talk about bathing yourself in luxury. The custom-made tubs are shy about talking price, but I'm sure they fall within the sweet spot...

Car Fire Blanket

Bridgehill recommends stocking their Car Fire Blankets in every tunnel, car park, ferry, and - ahem - electric car charging station out there. And sure, following this recommendation would send a sack of cash Bridgehill's...

Bad Idea Pyro Cage Incinerator

$309 Amazon »

Now here's a Bad Idea: a 48" American steel Pyro Cage incinerator to use in place of your 55-gallon drum for burning yard debris, cardboard, and bad juju. The Pyro Cage has a panel construction with a tab-and-slot design...

Lustir Reusable Carbon Fiber Drinking Straws

$22 - $24 Lustir »

Reusable drinking straws have become a new environmental trend. Rightfully so since, as Lustir points out, "Americans dispose of approximately 500 million plastic straws every day with most ending up in landfills or littering...

Margarita FREEZE Cooling Cups

$23.74 - $26.65 Amazon »

HOST's Margarita FREEZE glassware has caught my eye just in time for happy hour. Which will go from now until about September 15. It's tequila, it's lime, it's shaken, it's blended, and hell yes it's salted all summer...

Scotch Brains Hot Pepper Seeds

$4.99 Amazon »

Who wants to eat braaaiiinnns? What if they're extra spicy, hot sauce challenge-worthy braaaiiinnns? Anyone? Anyone? Zombies? Sean Evans?...

Dutchtub Loveseat

$4k Weltevree »

The Dutchtub has multiplied! I first saw Floris Schoonderbeek's wood-fired hot tub years ago as a single basin model. I'm not sure when he added the Dutchtub Loveseat to the collection, but now that my household carries...

Mommy's Touch Shark's Tooth Silicone Chewelry

Discontinued

Welp, Junior's teething gums and fidgety tendencies will be assuaged by some Shark's Tooth Silicone Chewelry, but I'm not sure how his neck and lungs are gonna feel after he strangles himself with the necklace's cord...

BigBoi BlowR Mini Touchless Car Dryer

$199 BigBoi »

This BigBoi specializes in hands-off. He's a blower, not a toucher. The BigBoi BlowR Mini Touchless Car Dryer is a consumer-sized car care tool designed for auto enthusiasts who don't want any grubby fingers, including...

HydraLamp Anti-Gravity Fountain Lamp

$129 HydraLamp »

The HydraLamp Anti-Gravity Fountain Lamp is cool on its own and all, but what really makes this neat display piece a candidate for your living room are the cat and Corgi. Check out the videos. These two are as baffled...

SlideAway LEGO & Kid Clutter Cleanup Basket

$17 - $30 Kickstarter »

Guess who the SlideAway cleanup basket doesn't have to tell what a pain in the foot it is to clean up kids' (or adults') LEGOs?...

Promithi Mini Camping Axe Multi-Tool

Discontinued

This mini camping axe has just a 60mm (2.4") blade, but Promithi says it's still good for chopping, cutting, splitting, and trimming. Hmmm. Hot dogs into slices for the kids, maybe...

Mighty Paw Smart Bell for Dogs

$27.99 - $37.99 Amazon »

BOOP! Time to go out. The Mighty Paw Smart Bell 2.0 is an upgraded version of the family-owned company's original housebreaking and doggie potty time aid. The activator is a wireless, battery-free disc that sticks to...

Micaton Magnet Driver Screw Holder

$16.95 - $59 Amazon »

Thanks to the Micaton Magnet Driver I can screw with one hand. (Dudes, feel free to borrow that line for your online dating profile.) Micaton uses neodymium magnets and color-coded sleeves that slide over your existing...

Case Astronaut Knife M-1

$186.99 Blade HQ »

The original Case Astronaut Knife M-1 blades traveled to the moon and back 9 times from 1968-1972. NASA commissioned them from W.R. Case & Sons Cutlery Company to stock the spacecraft for their Apollo program. For 2019...

A Dude's Guide to the Couch

$6.99 Amazon »

John Weiler wrote a book about me and my happy place. A Dude's Guide to the Couch: 70 amazing things you can do on your couch (aka dude's best friend), unlike my boss and wife, is all about encouraging me to stay in my...

The Hammock Throne

The fight for the Iron Throne continues only because those Westeros yay-hoos have yet to see the Hammock Throne. If I were Jon Snow, I'd grab one of Yellow Leaf Hammocks' swiveling standalone hammock chairs and peace...

Taco Bell Hot Sauce Bikini & Swim Trunks

$60 Taco Shop »

Are you ready for the hot sauce challenge...of wearing a Taco Bell Sauce Packet Bikini or Swim Trunks on the beach this summer? Taco Bell's Taco Shop Summer Collection features a handful of fiery items that will let everyone...