Live in a sketchy neighborhood? Getting bullied at school? UFC Ears are a simple and cheap self defense tool for people concerned for their personal safety in any location or environment...

I'm not sure I'd want to put anything in these Master Carver Meerschaum Pipes and smoke it - they're just so intricate and byoo-tee-ful. And expensive. What if tobacco, or the stanky green stuff, ruined it?...

SurfEars 3.0 earplugs let you cut off the insides of your ears from the flow of water without cutting them off from the sounds in and around it. Developed by a cold water surfer who suffered an ear infection during a...

While I haven't tried Parasoles myself, I have seen the funky sock-shoes in action on another dude at my gym. He flippin'-tires loves them. Always tries to get me to try them on and see for myself, but uh, these so-called...

The Nite Ize RunOff Waterproof Wallet helps you hike, paddle, sail, and hoof it 2 miles back to your hotel in the pouring rain assured that your valuables are safe and dry inside its impermeable TPU walls and IPX7-rated...

A banana hamster hammock?! Oh boy, between banana hammocks and hamsters up the butthole I almost don't even know where to start!...

If the Admiral is anything, the Admiral is organized. This Houndsbay dresser valet and jewelry box for men comes with enough pockets, slots, lids, and drawers to keep all your EDC contained and primed for grabbing on...

Add The Aviary Cocktail Book to the list of the best coffee table books for men. The Aviary is a critically acclaimed Chicago cocktail bar owned by Grant Achatz, also the man behind Chicago's critically acclaimed restaurant...

If nothing else, the Studenglass Gravity Pipe at least appears to have Seth Rogen's hack of approval. According to a video the actor posted on his Instagram account, hitting the bong produced a delightful 25-minute coughing...

Lemons and limes and oranges, beware the kraken! OTOTO's OCTO octopus citrus reamer further drives, drills, and burrows home the design studio's creativity when it comes to reimagining beloved plants, animals, and mythical...

Swatch points out their MAXI wall clocks are the only Swatch timepieces you cannot wear on your wrist. And that, spanning 6'11" top-to-bottom, "they're even taller than you!" Uh, unless you're Tacko Fall. Or Yao Ming...

New to my list of Things That Make You Go Awww: the Beretta Signal Set, a 2mm pinfire gun that, despite its miniature status, shoots more than just a flag that says Bang!...

Think a scorned woman led to the invention of the Firevase fire extinguisher? You brought me flowers to make up for cheating on me?! [Picks up vase and heaves it towards man. Vase crashes against wall, contents splay...

Jody Atkins must have a hundred different bow tie cat collars available in her Bella Loves Alex Etsy shop, and in her hundred-times-four product photos, it's the same 2 cats modeling all of them. Those poor bastards...

Somewear out there / beneath a satellite / someone's thinking of me / and texting me from the Dolomites. The Somewear Global Hotspot gives smartphones with satellite connectivity access to text messaging, GPS, and a chat...

The animals gathered to discussed how best to help the humans. Eyes rolled as the whales spooned, teeth clenched as the hedgehog grated, and then. Then the hamster spoke...

RepliCade's Insert Coin Keychain is like this Arcade Belt Buckle, but maybe less offensive when you shove it someone's face to show off your new purchase. Like the pants bauble, the retro keychain is an authentic, 1:1...

Kit Kat monster twins? With googly eyes, sharky teeth, and legs?! Sounds like nom, nom, nom, only the other way around. They're called KillKats, and not just because they're Evil Wafers (in Demonic Possession!) Also because...

Need a little salt on your brontosaurus steak? Continue the prehistoric gastronomic experience with some ancient Himalayan rock salt grated fresh from the rasp of the Rivsalt. Kikkerland's tableside (or over-the-pot)...

Tovolo's line of 3D ice pop molds spans the ages, the tall tales, and the bloodlust with representation from all your favorite creatures and pop culture darlings. The silicone molds come with 4 slots of 4 different shapes...

KNNOX's is a lighter fit for James Bond. James Bond the Sean Connery years, given its sleek mid-century modern aesthetic. The Lighter is a throwback in design alone, though. London-based KNNOX debuted the piece in July...