Claw your way into Fall - and spooky season - with a Claw Hose Holder in black, silver, or gold. I never thought much of hose racks prior to seeing the falcon talons on these designs from Garden Glory. And given how much...

Puebco's Wire Step Stool is industrial minimalism at its finest, and household tool engineering at its...well...okayest. Despite the Step Stool looking like a cool addition to your garage or modern kitchen, with a recommended...

Poor bastard flailing in the jaws of this 7-foot T-Rex inflatable. But on the bright side, at least the big, skeletal beast isn't eating you or your kids as a human snack, and now he'll be too full to do it when everyone's...

David Maher of Citizen Bones Fishing emailed me to suggest his Humanoid (and Skeleton!) Fishing Lures for a product write up, and it reminded me of something: I get a lot of stupid, awful, and pushy product suggestions...

You don't shoot 'em, you don't drop 'em like a bomb, and you definitely don't Goblies them up. Goblies Throwable Paintballs are soft and squishy projectiles that throw like a water balloon, and land in an explosion of...

The Mini Jumbotron! It's an oxymoron for your mancave! An oxymoron that's so cool it's fire too, with the design's quad of TVs able to pump out 4 different channels for sports fans during the NCAA Tournament or on NFL...

I don't need no stinkin' Vivoo at-home urine test and app to tell me what's in my pee. I already know by the smell it's coffee, booze, and, whenever my wife makes me eat vegetables, asparagus...

The Glow Sketch Interactive Glow in The Dark Pillowcase is a great gift for kids, but not kids who can't handle things being taken away from them. Because while they'll relish doodling and tic-tac-toeing in glow-in-the-dark...

Welcome to Edition 159 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

I'm about to let the cat out of the bag: this toiletry case & organizer looks like...a cat! I'm not even kitten you! It me-wowed and blew my mind too when I first saw it. But indeed, you can now store your grooming supplies...

Gather 'round, culinarians, as elegant meets elegant-er in these black-truffle-seasoned Pringles. Another unique Japanese twist on an otherwise All-American product (see also: Kit Kat Bars) Pringles Premium Black Truffle...

This Coiled Snake Bottle Opener from COPPERTIST.WU is made of solid brass, with hand-carved scales to give it a weighty and uniquely textured feel, along with a sexy look, as it assists you in opening your equally sexy...

The Boomerang Bed is the perfect name for Portuguese designer Joao Teixeira's piece of sleep-work-hang furniture. With its slidable work, dining, and streaming table, and relaxing, minimalist aesthetic, it's the bed...

This Inflatable Bear Suit from Candy Coated Squeaks isn't quite as baffling as the design shop's Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear, but...it's still a little baffling. And still potentially deadly, I'd think, albeit due...

Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey poses the question, "What happens when Christopher Robin abandons his beloved childhood friends Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, and Eeyore?" And then...they answer it...

Somethin's brewin' up in here, and for once, it's not a fight. Not a beer, pot of coffee, or cup of tea for your mama this time either. With the Craft A Brew Hard Cider Kit, what's brewin' is...well...yeah. Hard cider...

Nothing says it better than this Penny Clock from Fun Cool Wall Clocks: time is money...

This Human Face Baseball Hat is ready to play ball...with anyone who thinks they can look it in the eye without shuddering. Yeeks. Every time I glance at Sabri Tunca's handmade creep fest, I have to shake it off like...

A snake in the hand is worth two in the bush. Especially if the snake is this remote control hissing cobra, and the hand is yours, guiding its lifelike, 17" slithering body and retractable tongue toward your friend Cornelius...

Great Wrap didn't invent compostable cling wrap - there are several listings for eco-friendly food wrap on Amazon - but I'm thinking, based on the product's name, they've made compostable cling wrap great. Which would...

Spooky season is coming up, and these Inflatable Skeleton Lovers - the Boning Bones, if you will - are the perfect front yard decoration to, er, erect if you want to offend and piss off the Karens in your neighborhood...

Budding knifesmiths can challenge their skills and forge the precise knife they want to EDC or display with these Damascus steel blank blades Poshland Damascus Knives has layered into an array of different patterns and...

I categorized the Drybo Plus Automatic Pet Dryer as a potential gift for pet lovers in Dude's excellent collection of gift guides, but I'm wondering if this wind cage wouldn't be better suited as a gift for the pet hater...