Aranet4 HOME Wireless Indoor Air Quality Monitor
Drop a wad on the Aranet4 HOME wireless indoor air quality monitor to find out if you need to drop another wad on an Airmega smart air purifier. The Aranet4 HOME uses a non-dispersive infra-red sensor (NDIR) to measure...
Deadpool Kitchen Knife Block
A kitchen knife block, ha! Talk about the perfect unauthorized use of the Deadpool name and image! It might not be quite as fun to use as the fully licensed Marvel Legends Interactive Deadpool Head, but it's definitely...
Swing-N-Slide Stand-Up Swing
The Swing-N-Slide Stand-Up Swing looks like something I would have played on everyday when I was a kid, but is now recalled, discontinued, and outlawed because it's too dangerous, and uncoordinated, sedentary children...
Saucy Gloss - Applebee's Chicken Wing Sauce Lip Gloss
This ain't no Sweet Baby Ray's, Applebee's sauce is the gloss. Applebee's wing sauce and Winky Lux Lip Gloss, to be precise, in this kooky, yet somehow charming, brand mashup in honor of National Chicken Wing Day and...
E154: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 154 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Nautical Brass 100-Year Calendar Compass
At our wedding, my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, told me we'd be together 'til we're 102, so while most of you out there might not need the 100-year calendar that tops this Nautical Brass 100-Year Calendar Compass...
Kelty Camp Galley Deluxe
Kelty's Camp Galley Deluxe ensures your next cookout, car camping or road trip will equip the chefs of your group with everything but, say it with me, the kitchen sink. The soft, expandable pack is designed to clip and...
Bridge Lamp
Now here's a lamp that really bridges the gap between art and functional lighting. Mark Mitchell's Bridge Lamp will obviously look outstanding running across your desktop or work table. But the designer says it will also...
Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths
Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths is described as a "medium-spicy, cosmic truth bomb." Huh? Medium-spicy? What are we dealing with here, horoscopic hogwash or Thai food?...
Aromatherapy for Parrots
Aromatherapy for Parrots. Um...what? Is this real life? As if aromatherapy for humans weren't enough of a joke, now we need the ultimate guide to smelling your way to calm and happiness for, for birds? No wait, not even...
Zero Breeze Mark 2 Portable, Off-Grid Air Conditioner
Ahhh, nothing better than getting out of the city in the summer. Nothing more relaxing than a few days in the mountains, a trip to a national park, an RV adventure to wherever the winding road takes you. These days, as...
Magpie Bilateral Laser Distance Meter
Imagine having to move nine times across a room to measure it, and then imagine having to move zero times across a room to measure it. Oh how much faster and more efficiently will you measure the room! And oh how many...
FITLY Minimalist Running Pack
While I maintain a policy of running only in emergency situations, such as being about to miss a flight, or beating people who look like they're headed into the same line or restaurant I am, I do understand others run...
RM UP-01 Ferrari Ultra-Flat Watch
Ultra-flat and ultra-light aren't typically words you'd use to describe a Ferrari, but the RM UP-01 Ferrari Watch still manages to capture the spirit of the brand with its other ultras. An ultra-groundbreaking design...
TopKnife Laguiole Folding Steak Knife
You just never know when you're going to need a fancy French steak knife to cut a porterhouse or a ribeye on the fly. In my life, anyway, I can hardly walk down the street without neighbors and shopkeepers thrusting delectable...
KiTiDOT Red Dot Laser Pointer Cat Collar
There are fun cat toys. There are frustrating cat toys. There are evil cat toys. And then there's the KiTiDOT red dot laser pointer cat collar. A collar with a built-in projector of a perpetually un-pounceable red dot...
Cold Steel Gunstock War Club
Cold Steel calls their Gunstock War Club "culturally significant." It's a replica based on American Indians' 16th century war clubs, themselves modeled after the rifle stocks of European settlers, which the natives observed...
NUDE Breath & Gut Mints
Freshen your dry, acrid mouth, plus the churning belly action causing it, with NUDE Breath & Gut Mints. The dual-action pellets promise to relieve your body and its exhales of mask breath, coffee breath, odiferous food...
Mini Knife Set
This Mini Knife Set probably won't be your most useful piece of EDC, unless your goal with EDC is to be able to whip out implements that make the ladies go, Awww. ... Uh, implements not permanently attached to your body...
Clone-A-Willy Penis & Balls Molding Kit
And you thought you had run out of good ideas for date night. The Clone-A-Willy Penis & Balls Molding Kit will put your relationship skills to the testes, requiring both partners to perform dick moves to assist one in...
Screaming Aztec Death Whistle
How have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle? In all my efforts to exact revenge on my ex-girlfriend, Karen, in all my attempts to prank my friend Cornelius, in all my ploys to convince my mother-in-law our...
Fat Belly Mug
Coffee and muffin...top, anyone? This Fat Belly Mug is described as "cute," and I guess that's true, if you're into the dad bod look. Admittedly, it is also very cute 'n' clever that the handle of the mug is formed by...
VELVEETA Veltini Kit - DIY Cheese Martini
Of all the gross applications of otherwise fine foods, the VELVEETA Veltini Kit is definitely...one of the better ones. Cheese, olives, vodka, vermouth, and, and Jumbo VELVEETA Shells & Cheese?! I mean, sure, it looks...
The Chef's Press
The Chef's Press helps you smash your way to the perfect burger, and impress your dinner party guests with pristine criss-crossing grill marks on your chicken breasts and eggplant sides. Chef Bruce Hill created The Chef's...
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