Stand Urinal-Sink

$590 Stand »

Ah, there it is. The Urinal-Sink. The way I've been searching for to take a leak and wash my hands at the same time. Peeing while sanitizing. Or maybe peeing followed immediately, instantly by sanitizing, unless the Urinal-Sink...

Posable Stick Figure Floor Lamp

$95.99 - $107.87 Amazon »

This posable stick figure floor lamp might be just the thing to shed some light on your life. Or at least on the WFH office you had to set up in a dark corner of the basement. And not only the kind of light shining out...

Escapod TOPO2 Trailer

$39,500 Escapod »

I've run a ton of campers, trailers, RVs, and caravans like the Escapod TOPO2 over the past couple of years. Are you dudes tired of road trippin', off-griddin', travelin' on the cheap recreational vehicles yet?...

Wooden Knife for Kids

$15.58 Etsy »

OK, Wooden Knife for Kids, I'll grant your solid oak "blade" is safe for the kiddos to cut with in the kitchen. And I'll also grant that your skills at slicing a banana, as well as Play-Doh, another of your recommended...

Bathtub Cocktail Glass with Working Sprayer

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I stared at this bathtub cocktail glass - with working, battery-operated sprayer! - for a good 7 minutes before giving up. What the coladas and cabernets is this thing?...

E102: What Is This Thing?

$16.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 102 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Belgian Balance Siphon Coffee Maker

$143 Amazon »

Whether you're a coffee connoisseur or just a fan of low-tech gadgets, this Belgian balance siphon coffee maker is going to add some panache along with a caffeinated jolt to your kitchen...

Metal Handsaw Art

$90 - $360 Etsy »

Cindy Chinn didn't hand-saw these handsaws into the stunning scenes and pieces of art you see here, but she did hand-cut them with a plasma torch. And, from cowboys to emus, fishermen to Bigfoot, her technique is definitely...

Wood & Titanium Engagement Ring

$105 Etsy »

Shine bright like a...piece of Patagonian virapita wearing this titanium band engagement ring topped with a radiant-cut piece of wood. A good 3 carats from the looks of it...

SpyderPong

$89.99 Amazon »

Get ready to maneuver through SpyderPong's web of mashups. The net-on-net table game from Franklin Sports combines elements of ping-pong, volleyball, and 4-square into a single competitive endeavor playable by up to 6...

Carbon Composite Mandalorian Helmet

$1,050 Etsy »

Keith Robinson's carbon composite Mandalorian Helmet gives all of you Mando cosplayers one more reason to never take off your helmets: no way anyone's gonna wanna see your face more than this sick aerospace-quality prop...

PARAX Wall-Mounted Bicycle Holders

$86 - $186 Etsy »

Not only do these wall-mounted bicycle holders from PARAX take up virtually no space in your home (though the same can't be said for your bike itself) they look almost artful doing it. PARAX's S-RACK and L-RACK model...

Giant Wood S'mores Station

$165 Etsy »

You want s'more s'mores? OK, dude, here's the fixin's for about five hundred of the graham sandwiched chocolatey-marshmallow campfire treats, courtesy of Reclaim and Refurbish's giant wood s'mores station...

Speedland SL:PDX Trail Running Shoes

$375 Speedland »

I don't know if Speedland's SL:PDX trail running shoes will up your trail running game, but the Portland brand's high-performance, modifiable footwear will certainly up your mint green fashion game...

WARNING: A couple of the personalized gifts in my 15-strong collection of personalized gifts aren't just disturbing, they're a little NSFW. And the last one is both very disturbing and very NSFW. Because when I say "personalized gifts" I do mean gifts made in a person's likeness, but not necessarily...

ChickenStone - Roast a Whole Bird in Half the Time

Um. Are you sure, ChickenStone, you wouldn't rather be called CockStone? I mean, I know I'm immature and all, but what human person could consider the ChickenStone's function - to roast a whole bird 50% faster than normal...

Edible Food Crayons Seasonings & Condiments

$15.25 - $55.05 Etsy »

Edible Crayons? Edible Crayons?! Everything my mama taught me as a kid - namely, what she taught me not to eat - is going out the window. Joining Edible Birthday Candles and Edible Printer Paper, we now have Food Crayons...

RampShot Backyard Game

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RampShot calls its backyard game - or beach game, or park game, or tailgate game - "cornhole on steroids," and I don't know if that intrigues or intimidates me. I mean, I once got a black eye from playing your plain ol'...

X Rocker Pro H3 Vibrating Gaming Chair

$288.14 Amazon »

Hey, who put a quarter in my gaming chair? X Rocker's Pro H3 Vibrating Gaming Chair probably caters to gamers too young to get that joke...or adults who aren't really in the market for getting laid anyway...but when can...

The Buttress Pillow Mini Butt Keychain

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Wait, I thought the trend was for butts to get bigger, not smaller, but here The Buttress Pillow goes shrinking their pinchable, squeezable ass down into the Mini Butt Keychain. Maybe it's a fair trade-off though: less...

TILI Minimalist Fixed-Blade Pocket Knife

$72 - $138 Kickstarter »

TILI. Rhymes with "lily." But this fixed-blade pocket knife ain't no pretty, sweet-smelling flower. Well I mean, it is kind of pretty, and while I doubt the blade has any sort of floral aromas to it, if you like the scent...

hOmeLabs Chill Pill Countertop Ice Maker

$84.99 Amazon »

There are so many countertop ice makers out there right now. I've even written about 3 of them, the Opal Nugget Ice Maker being the most memorable. Until now. hOmeLabs did themselves a great service in cube design and...

Star Wars Darth Vader 1oz Silver Coin

$82.31 Amazon »

This Star Wars Darth Vader Coin isn't just made of 1 ounce of pure silver, it's made by a real, functional mint - the New Zealand Mint - for a real, functional country - Niue!...

E101: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 101 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...