Memory Foam Wallet
A Memory Foam Wallet. Huh. I guess that's a little more practical than my Memory Foam Pants solution for ass and inguinal region padding while carrying my cash and cards. I can't say this is the best looking wallet I've ever seen, but it's not the worst either. And I bet it's as fun to squish down and fidget with as it is comfortable to sit on.
The Memory Foam Wallet's obvious claim to crowdfunding success is its ability to conform to any pocket / derriere. And while it's puffy-looking sitting there undisturbed on the table, put some pressure on it and the wallet will smoosh down to 1/8" thick empty. The carrier has 2 outside and 4 inside credit card compartments, each able to hold 2 cards apiece. Its open cell Visco-Elastic Memory Foam construction is covered with Spandex, in your choice of black, navy, or bright blue.
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