Titty Twirlers Pasties

Posted: July 16, 2012

In: Style ➠ Accessories

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$20

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Here comes the airplane! Titty Twirlers are propellor pasties that put a twist on the traditional showstopping effect we typically expect the wind to have on a lady's (or dude's, per the video) wardrobe. I mean, Marilyn Monroe's parachuting skirt was nice and all, but for the 21st century, I'm really digging the comedic seduction of Titty Twirlers' in-flight action. Etsy vendor Jesse James Salucci originally designed his spinning pasties for Burning Man, but soon found their appeal transcends week-long hippie communes in the desert, and now doles them out for everything from gag gifts and bachelorette parties to Halloween costumes and cycling accessories. We suggest pairing them with Flayed Flesh Garters or Anatomical Leggings for a truly titty twisted burlesque performance.

Salucci hand paints his Twirlers in orange, red, and blue, and notes that "just like a titty" no two are exactly alike. Easily agitated, the propellors will spin slowly with only the breeze generated from a walk, and can reach near liftoff with the assistance of a fan, dust storm, or blustery day. Each package includes a pair of Titty Twirlers and 3 pairs of Pastie Petals, the latter double-sided adhesive discs that provide pastie-nipple unification.

Titty Twirler application is simple and painless (unless you have a latex allergy, in which case you should not use them). Just clean and dry desired pair of titties, peel the white backing off a Pastie Petal and apply to the inside of the Twirler cup, and then peel the tan backing from the Petal and secure the cup to the nipple. Repeat x 1. And that's it. Ready for takeoff. Flight attendants (hmm, surprisingly all male this time...) prepare for departure.

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