Assassin's Creed Kenway Jacket
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- Assassin's Creed Extension Knife - $255.11
- Assassin Creed Dagger Prop - $19.99
Maker Volante Design calls this Assassin's Creed fashion statement the Kenway Jacket, and includes a lot of nonsense about how it is available with two closure options to make it either symmetrical or asymmetrical, but really all I care about is whether or not wearing it will convince my mom to tell me the truth about my Grand Master Assassin ancestors, and how she and my dad actually adopted me from 18th century colonial America. Under penalty of never answering her phone calls again, I have already persuaded her to start calling me Connor.
The Kenway itself is a fairly wearable, albeit somewhat affected, jacket with bright indigo lapels, cuffs, tails, and gut coverage, and a white body and sleeves. Of course, the baddest ass interpretation of all is the pointed tipped slouchy hood with its blue dagger/devil horn/Native American scalping incision mark accents.
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