Cordarounds - Horizontal Corduroy Pants
Aerodynamic horizontal corduroys! Less likely to cause crotch combustion! Side pockets that flash the world ninja throwing stars, Mexican Luchadors, or Sasquatch exhibiting various feats of strength, which is way butter than cords that flash the world your butt crack! So says Betabrand of their Cordarounds, corduroy pants whose trademark vertical texturing has been flipped on its side.
OK, fine. Maybe I threw in that part about flashing side pocket lining being better than flashing crack myself.
Cordarounds come in 3 colors with corresponding themed styles: Throwing-Star for up and coming urban ninjas; Luchaloha! for wannabe wrestlers whose favorite vacation destination is Hawaii; and Lord-Sasquatch for True Believers like me.
Like most Betabrand apparel, Cordarounds aim to push past their gimmick their gimmicky lure with a pair of pants that's actually stylish, functional, and very comfortable to wear. See also: Dress Pants Sweatpants; Gluttony Pants.
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