Golden Girls Granny Panties
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- May All Your Christmases Bea White Mug - $18.97
- I Love The Golden Oldies Golden Girls Sweatshirt - $40.97
- Golden Girls Tribute Tumblers - $11.82
- St. Olaf Mug - $9.95
Welp, they couldn't really put The Cosby Show on them, now could they? Candice Pugh of Etsy shop Bullets and Bees has made this homage to everyone's favorite old ladies living the retired life in Florida, The Golden Girls. Now I know what you're thinking: where's Rose? Betty White is the only one who's actually still alive, why is she missing? Well, I think the granny panties have gotten so much national coverage that St. Olaf's finest got a look at them and put the kibosh on Pugh's capitalizing on combining her face with ladies' crotchal regions. So this set contains only Sophia Petrillo on a rib-height blush panty, Dorothy Zbornak on a tuxedo-looking pair (so masculine, so fitting), and Blanche Devereux mugging a sheer floral lace number with a--you know it--crotchless center.
Maybe they're making their run as pop culture throwback darlings or whatever right now, but I don't know, the Golden Girls aren't really my bag. Someone call me when Small Wonder comes back around.
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