The #DadCrop - Dad Crop Top
- Men's 1/4 Shirt - $9.95
- Men's Workout Cropped Tank Top - $14.99
- Karlywindow Men's Cropped Top Short Sleeve Shirt - $14.99
- 4 Pieces Basic Crop Tank Tops - $26.99
- Sanutch Crop Tops for Women - $16.99
Show off that dad bod this summer with the #DadCrop, a sexy upgrade to Dad's favorite piece of clothing: the hoodie. The #DadCrop can make dads everywhere look more hip, more fashionable, more Tik-Tok-ready while picking the kids up from summer camp, mowing the lawn, or hitting up the Starbucks on a lazy Sunday morning. Dads can pair their crop tops with nearly anything, from Costco jeans to Eddie Bauer khakis, and Keen Uneek Sandals to Adidas Adilette Clogs.
During Summer 2020 dads were stuck inside, so this year they've got to let loose. I see sold out aisles Chex Mix and light beers. I see Spotify-curated 80s playlists blaring past 10 o'clock (unless the neighbors complain, in which case the AirPods will come out). And I see, oh yes I see, a bumper crop of #DadCrops making the rounds in cities nationwide.
Bonus for Large and XL Dads: At least at printing, Dad Crop Tops were available in only smalls and mediums.
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