Mission Critical Baby Carrier for Dads
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- Military Daddy Diaper Bag - $66.82
- The Original Ultralight Miracle Baby Carrier - $26.47
- Diaper Dude Messenger Diaper Bag for Dads - $59.99
- Obersee Bern Diaper Bag Backpack - $72.99
- New York Yankees Baby Carrier - $42.86
Through September 13th, 2105, click here to enter Dude's Mission Critical Baby Carrier & Daypack giveaway. It's your chance to MOLLE up those diapers, bottles & 6-month-olds with a Baby Carrier and Carrier Daypack combo courtesy of Mission Critical! A $290 value!
I guess someone figured enough dudes have started changing diapers in public and carrying their kids around like marsupials that there's profit to be had in developing some child rearing gear that isn't pink polka-dotted or embroidered with fuzzy bunnies. Mission Critical, for example, makes diaper bags, daypacks, and carriers specific to baby daddies and, more specifically, to baby daddies who don't want to look like walking Candy Land boards just because they had kid.
The company's Baby Carrier is a front loader compatible with both in-facing and out-facing babies. In addition to the removable/washable liner and hidden hood common to many hands-free child transporters, Mission Critical's issue has MOLLE straps for customization and YKK zippers. It is made of 1000D nylon and meets ASTM regulations for baby carriers, with capacity for juniors weighing between 8 and 35 pounds. The carrier itself weighs 36.5 ounces.
Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.
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