KFC Crocs
- Amoji Garden Clogs - $16.98
- Fried Chicken Fashion Socks - $13.95
- Chicken Legs Knee-High Socks - $8.49
- KFC Secret Recipes: KFC Style Chicken Recipes, Salads & Desserts - $14.95
- KFC Colonel Sanders Pez Dispenser - $8.99
I hate Crocs. And I'm not as much of a KFC fanboy as I am a dedicated patron of Popeyes and my mama's kitchen when she gets out the deep fryer. But I have to give KFC Crocs credit for one gem of a KFC Crocs pitch: "Put These On Your Bucket List." Hahaha. That's some funny chicken shit! Gave me a real cluckle to kick(s) off my morning.
KFC Crocs will be ready to take your order in Spring 2020. The "shoes" feature a fried chicken print and striped base, Colonel Sanders approved for both style and comfort. And, no, your depth perception is not deceiving you - those are 3D mini drumstick baubles mounted to the tops of the Crocs. They're callin' 'em JibbitzTM charms.
And! And! The Jibbitz charms aren't just looking like fried chicken, they're also scented, just like the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog. And if you take a bite, I can almost guarantee they'll taste like a rubber chicken. Mmm, toe-lickin' good.
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KFC Internet Escape Pod
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KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog
The scent of the Colonel's 11 herbs & spices without the herbed and spiced fried chicken to go with it? What is this KFC Firelog madness?...
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KFC 11-Course Degustation Dinner
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Mother's Day Kentucky Fried Buckquet
The Kentucky Fried Buckquet, available between May 1 and May 3, 2022 to honor Mother's Day, isn't as cool as it sounds. Which is unfortunate, because it sounds awwwesommme...
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KFC Chicken Combo Keycaps
Looking at Joode 3D's KFC Chicken Combo Keycaps has me jonesing for my F1 - F12. The keyboard flair is available in 5 different KFC classics, including a Fried Chicken Bucket, French Fries, Mashed Potatoes, a Sodie...
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Crocs Classic Cowboy Boot
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7-Eleven Crocs
The latest sign of the apocalypse? Yes, 7-Eleven Crocs, but not just 7-Eleven Crocs. 7-Eleven Crocs plus the fact that this is the second pair of cloggin' crocs I've written about in the span of a week! In - as the mastermind...
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Crocs x BEAMS Bespoke Classic All Terrain Clog
Welcome to the shoepocalypse. Crocs has teamed up with Japanese fashion brand BEAMS - again, apparently - to bring you, me, and the whole ugly-plastic-shoe-loving world the Crocs x BEAMS Bespoke Classic All Terrain Clog...
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Nike GO FlyEase Hands-Free Slip-On Shoe
Meet Nike No-Hands! Nike's GO FlyEase slip-ons reflect the company's first attempt to design shoes that keep your hands entirely out of the foot equation. Sliding the laceless kicks on - and off - is a 100% hands-free...
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Recycled Sex Toy Shoes
My foot in your ass doesn't sound so bad when I'm wearing Rose in Good Faith's recycled sex toy shoes, 'eh? Called Plastic Soul, the slip-ons look like a cross between Crocs and New Balance 624 Dad sneaks, neither of...
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Crocs Crush Boot
Crocs. Gotta love 'em for persisting in existing, and always pushing to stay relevant in the marketplace. Except I still hate 'em. All of 'em, including the new Crocs Crush Boot, which is essentially a more affordable...
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Lusso Cloud Scenario Comfort Slide
I know what a cloud is, and I think "lusso" means "luxe" or "lavish" in Italian, so if wearing a pair of Lusso Cloud's Scenario Comfort Slide feels like walking on a luxe or lavish cloud, then...well, don't sign me up...