Lost in the dark? Get help in a flash...light from the RovyVon Aurora, a mighty keychain flashlight whose power - 650 lumens max - is inversely proportional to its size - less than 3" long...

This mechanical mouse jiggler is recommended by 5/5 slackers, underpaid employees, people out of PTO who need some TO, and dudes and ladies with a weird compulsion never to let their computers log off or go to sleep...

The DMoose Cable Organizing Box can't help those of you with New Year's resolutions to cut the cord, but if your goal is to cut the clutter, it's a storage solution that will get you on your way in a minutes...

Sometimes it's not possible to put a fire in front of you, and sometimes a fire in front of you just doesn't compare to a fire under your ass. Or, in the case of this camping chair, a USB-battery-powered integrated heat...

As summer draws to a close, the Hot Seat Card Game reminds me I better to start thinking about what I'm going to do when the days of being stuck inside strike. Per my wife, that means besides eat and drink heavily, and...

Guess we don't have to worry about the cat knocking down the Christmas tree this year. Hey, honey, your Uncle Joe likes fried cat, doesn't he? Or at least he won't be able to tell the difference between it and honey-roasted...

This tub-like inflatable as a pool float - whatever. There are a million pool floats and loungers out there, and if you're already at a swimming pool, who cares if your float can hold 6" of water? But on the balcony of...

What's this, diatomaceous earth, you're in bath mat form now? Are you trying to challenge activated charcoal for the title of Strangest Naturally Occurring Substance You Can Use for Pretty Much Everything?...

Do you take your heat from the top down or the bottom up? For the bottoms ups out there, this toasty quilted heated mattress pad can keep you warm in bed this winter. An alternative to the electric blanket, the pad installs...

What?! A snow-melting stair mat? But, but, why? Everyone knows the best part of piled-up Mother Nature dandruff is watching people wipe out trying to navigate through it! I do feel bad for the AARP-aged ones when they...

Easily make medicinal butter, oils, tinctures, lotions, and sauces. Hear that? MagicalButter is so named for its power to convert healing herbs into healing herb culinary creations. So start coughing and breaking into...

For both everyday carry and emergency day carry, Tekto calls their F1 Alpha Knife "a hard, rugged, and tactical knife designed for the most challenging environments."...

It's a Survival Gear Advent Calendar for those who really want to survive the holidays this year. Meet government shutdowns, wacked-out weather, soaring grocery prices, and insufferable relatives head-on with...a 9-in-1...

When winter piles on the snow, this electric snow shovel...moves it around and piles it elsewhere. Just like a manual shovel, but presumably without making you break a sweat under your puffy coat, or throw your back out...

Rechargeable Heated Slippers may be a boring, uninspired idea for a holiday gift, but they're not a bad idea. Think of all the people with cold feet out there. And all the people who have moderately warm feet inside...

Some people believe that a blaring alarm shattering the silence of our slumber and tearing our eyes open in the still-blackness of a winter morning isn't so good for the body. Dreamegg, makers of the Sunrise 1 alarm clock...

Ain't no practical joke more practical than prank valve stem caps. The ridickulous penis tire valve stem caps will humiliate your friend Cornelius (more than driving a Dodge Neon beater already does) but still protect...

Granted, it makes for some good video footage when the kids hop on a sled and crash into a tree, but the aftermath is usually a lot better when they complete the run without incident. This steerable snow sled gives its...

This headlamp would be better if its LED light rotated 360-degrees and was brainwave-controlled. But I guess 60-degree vertical movement and manual manipulation are OK too, especially if you need a headlamp for more than...

It's a little smaller than your average bat'leth, but this ode to Klingon weaponry still serves its purpose as a 6-in-1 EDC multi-tool...

A "Please Leave by 9" party banner seems a lot more fun 'n' festive than my current method of getting people out of my house at a reasonable hour. Which is to set a Volume 8 Alexa timer to yell, "Get out of my house...

Here comes the Earwax Candle Kit just when you thought you couldn't find the perfect gift for your mom. I don't know about yours but I know my mama loves candles, and also hates waste, and based on the number of used...

Hey. Dude. Never before has there existed a more Dudeworthy shoe than the Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer. Piece by piece, I am going to break down this footwear, and tell you why...