Car French Fry Holder
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First of all, what kind of french fries is the Car French Fry Holder holding in the photo above? Those look like some janky frozen crinkle fries, not the crispy sticks of happiness served at any fine fast food establishment I can think of.
What's that? Crinkle fries are a Shake Shack staple? And they are, unapologetically, just frozen fries? Nothing handmade or secret recipe-d about them? Huh. Clearly, I have never been to Shake Shack.
No, not because my wife won't allow it. They just...uh...they haven't opened one near me yet.
OK, can we stop judging my marriage and fast food french fry familiarity, and get back to the Car French Fry Holder at hand, please?
Well, not much to say about it. It's an accessory for your car. The bottom slides into one of your center console cup holders, so the french fry-shaped holder top can stick out at the ready to hold your carton of fries steady and stable as you much & drive.
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