Porsche Panamera Sport Turismo
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Porsche answers the cries of soccer moms fed up with the shade they're thrown for driving station wagons with the 2018 Panamera Sport Turismo. The station wagon to end all station wagons. The station wagon that doesn't just keep up with the Joneses, but blows past them. By 2 income brackets. And also literally, right there on the street while they're walking their golden doodle.
The Porsche Panamera Sport Turismo is the station wagon pretty much any dude would do pretty much any special favor for pretty much any soccer mom for the chance to drive. Run you a hot bath? Yes, Mistress. Rub your feet? Yes, Mistress. Babysit your kids while you go for a girls' night at The Melting Pot? Uggghhh...awwrrrr...uhhhh...panoramic sliding roof! adaptive roof spoiler!...yes, Mistress.
I doubt though that Porsche would call their forthcoming (October 2017 in Europe, November 2017 in US) Sport Turismo iteration of the Panamera a station wagon, and compared to any other wagon on earth...there's really no comparison. Porsche's "wholesome family car" maintains the brand's reputation for high design, speed, and luxury, but maybe just trades some of its sexiness for roominess and comfort. 550hp, with 3 seats in the back. A roof spoiler that auto-adjusts to performance position at speeds of over 105mph, with all-wheel drive for snow days. A Turbo Sport Turismo model, with 18+ cubic feet of storage capacity in the back.
In addition to the standard (4) and Turbo models, the Panamera Sport Turismo will also come in 4 E-Hybrid, 4S, and 4S Diesel.
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