The Witcher III Geralt in Bath Polyresin Statuette
- Wuu Jau Co Official Licensed The Witcher Steel & Silver Foam Sword Set of 2 - $99.99
- Dark Horse Deluxe Geralt Playing Gwent Bust Toy - $89.99
- The Witcher Geralt Necklace - $22.90
- Dark Horse Deluxe The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt: Yennefer Figure - $49.95
- Dark Horse Deluxe The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Wolf Wall Sculpture - $46.71
Admittedly, I have not played The Witcher game series (or read the books). But like many other content-obsessed couch potatoes out there, I did watch season 1 of The Witcher on Netflix, and when I see this Geralt in Bath Polyresin Statuette from The Witcher III: Wild Hunt RPG, all I can think is Uhhhh. They replaced Yennefer with a rubber ducky?
Pssshhh.
Just like the Dr. Ian Malcolm Statue, I guess Geralt in Bath is for the ladies.
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