Fallout: The Vault Dweller's Official Cookbook
Can you believe it? It took 9 Fallout game releases before they finally made a Vault Dweller's Official Cookbook. What were they thinking? That no one wants to mix up their own glasses of Nuka-Cola to keep alert during 72-hour sessions on the PlayStation? That gamers weren't scouring the web for BlamCo Mac & Cheese recipes to take to Thanksgiving dinner?
Thankfully someone - maybe cookbook author Victoria Rosenthal - knocked some sense into Bethesda Games for the 2018 holiday season, because, in tandem with Fallout 76, Fallout: The Vault Dweller's Official Cookbook has just been released.
Maybe you're a critic of Fallout 76, maybe you detest it. Maybe you think the entire Fallout franchise sucks. But. Who doesn't love some Vault-Tec-approved Grilled Deathclaw Meat followed by a scoop of Mutfruit Crumble?
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