The Fetish Coloring Book (NSFW)
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That's a nice strap-on you've got there, ma'am, but I think it could use a little more color.
If you've grown bored coloring boobs and sex positions, maybe it's time to move on to coloring boobs twisted and clamped together at the nipples, and sex positions that know there's more to lovemaking than a man and a woman. Like, for example, a second woman with chains and a whip. Or a goat. Maybe it's time to move on to The Fetish Coloring Book.
Inked by Stockholm-based illustrator Magnus Frederiksen, The Fetish Coloring Book features many of the bizarre and kinky colors of the fetish rainbow. Also built in to the book: a running game of "Try to Find the Pussy." With Crayola in one hand and boner in the other you'll be able to bring CMYK life to over 50 images depicting all the fun you could be having if you weren't spending your night with a coloring book.
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