Banana Pool Table
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Time to brush up on curving the cue ball. Here are a few observations about bananas and pool and Banana Pool Tables:
- British artist Cleon Daniel created the Banana Pool Table. The reason for his having done this is inexplicable.
- People seem to have very opposing views on banana consumption. My friend Constantine will eat them only if they are still almost entirely green, whereas I side more with babies and old people with no teeth, and prefer mine nearing the stage of rotten.
- Some people claim their billiards proficiency increases in direct proportion to the quantity of alcohol they consume.
- One time I read that if you peel a banana from the bottom up none of its stringy fibrous nasty shit will be left behind on the fruit. After trying it several times, I concluded the tip is a crock.
- Air hockey is better than pool.
- Strawberries are better than bananas.
- I used to watch an Asian lady with very long hair mop the floor with her competitors when ESPN aired national pool championships. A squat white lady with a blonde mullet who always wore a vest and polyester pants that made her look like a riverboat casino card dealer was pretty good too.
- Males partaking in games of Banana Pool better mind how quickly and at what angle they turn towards this table, or their bananas are going to be on the very unpleasant receiving end of one of the ends of this banana's.
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DestapaBanana Filling Injector
Are you kidding me? An Argentine made the DestapaBanana flavor injector? Not Ron Popeil or some borderline obese overenthusiastic dude with a pet monkey on Shark Tank?...
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The Bad Banana
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Banana Flavored Scorpion Vodka
Mmmm... Delicious banana flavored scorpion vodka. I've been dying for some of this stuff. Equally as refreshing after a long run as when you wake up in a shallow dirt grave across the Mexican border. Nothing takes the...
Banana Holder
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Cuelight
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22" Guillotine
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Glass Top Ping Pong Table
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Banana Sling Grips for Pull-Ups & Lifting
Hey, they might call you bananas, but do they even lift, bro? Using these Banana Sling Grips, you not only hit the pull-ups, bent-over rows, and deadlifts, you do it with a neutral grip, more natural movements, and less...
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Banana Flip-Flops
These Banana Flip-Flops better be non-slip. On the outside and on the inside. Because they may be fruity and fun to look at, but if this dude is going to wear a bunch of bananas on his feet, I need a guarantee they're...
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Banana Hammock
DutchWare Doles out the puns with their Banana Hammock, a camping companion the Pennsylvania-based outdoor brand says combines creativity and functionality so you can "enjoy extreme comfort and possibly a little laughter...
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11 Ravens Luxury Gaming Tables
11 Ravens' luxury gaming tables are going to cost you...a helluva lot more than 11 ravens. But, with designs available for tables sporting billiards, ping pong, foosball, air hockey, shuffleboard, poker, mahjong, and...