Drunk Stoned or Stupid
/drunk-stoned-or-stupid-14623.jpg "Drunk Stoned or Stupid")
- SEXXXtions Adult Party Game - $34.95
- Crabs Adjust Humidity - $14.95
- Loaded Kings - The Drinking Card Game (Waterproof Playing Cards) - $10.00
- Never Have I Ever Adult Drinking Game - $22.49
- Soak 'N' Wet Dunk Tank - $199.99
Usually the only people I credit for being clever, relevant, and hilarious are myself and sometimes Stephen Colbert, but the cards of party game Drunk Stoned or Stupid demonstrate there might be a few others out there deserving of the compliments. Two of their names are Trevor and Noah Mayer. The Brothers Mayer, along with input from friends, family, and fans' emailed suggestions, have amassed hundreds of irreverent descriptions of people and their actions, and stuffed the best of them into a box of 250 cards. Each round, Drunk Stoned or Stupid players read one of these cards aloud and determine which player is most likely to:
- Wake up with half a burrito in bed
- Have a 20-minute conversation with Siri
- Call dibs on people at a party
- Shame people for going to bed
- Be a total brand whore
- Break a window to get into their own house
- Think eating chicken is vegetarian
- Wash Red Cups in the dishwasher
- Type out every single Drunk Stoned or Stupid card right now to ruin the surprise out of malice for people who are more witty than himself.
Like Cards Against Humanity, but swayed more towards personal attacks and arguments, Drunk Stoned or Stupid digs into how well you really know your friends. Gameplay begins with a declared judge drawing a card and reading it aloud. The player to his left then provides a story or convincing reason for someone in the group to be "tagged" with that card, and the accused must then defend himself. Moving around the circle, each person gets a shot at assigning the card to someone else and giving supporting evidence. The judge makes the final ruling, and hands the guilty party the card, along with -1 points. A new judge is then selected and the sequence begins again. When one player reaches -7 points, the game ends and he is declared the Drunk Stoned or Stupid loser.
DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.
Throwing Card Knives
Watermelons. You poor bastards. Always on the receiving end of novelty weapon violence. The Gotcha Cap. The Unbreakable Slugger Umbrella. The <a href="https://www.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/weapons/blade-driver-crossbow.a
/murdle-100-original-murder-62212.jpg?mode=crop "Murdle - 100 Original Murder Mystery Logic Puzzles")
Murdle - 100 Original Murder Mystery Logic Puzzles
It's Murdle! Like your great aunt, but spelled a little different, and way more entertaining. Filled with 100 original murder mystery logic puzzles, you could spend hours with this Murdle without getting bored, wherein...
Porn: The Game!
One time I read a book willingly and it was called The Average American Male. The entirety of its plot basically consisted of the narrator thinking about what it would be like to have dirty sex with every woman he saw...
/boob-cube-56642.jpg?mode=crop "Boob Cube")
/jizz-the-game-32858.jpg?mode=crop "Jizz the Game (NSFW)")
Jizz the Game (NSFW)
Huh, an 8" pink penis called Jizz the Game. I wonder how you play that. Maybe some of you bachelorettes out there prepping for your buttery-nipple- and dick-straw-filled parties as we head into wedding season can test...
Cards Against Humanity - A Vicious Party Game
Cards Against Humanity is basically a more blatantly raunchy and politically incorrect version of the game Apples to Apples. And Apples to Apples is basically an evolution of Mad Libs that better lends itself to large...
Breaking Bad Methopoly
Joanne Silverman loves meth. Just kidding. She loves Breaking Bad. I mean, I guess she might love meth too, but probably not because if she did it is unlikely she would have the wherewithal to conceive and create this...
/exploding-kittens-card-game-19691.jpg?mode=crop "Exploding Kittens Card Game - NSFW Edition")
Exploding Kittens Card Game - NSFW Edition
Unlike run-of-the-mill kitten explosions, Exploding Kittens: NSFW Edition contains content that is not suitable for your workplace or children. And even though no one seems to be saying it, I'm guessing a card game featuring...
Lewd and Obscene Party Game
Lewd and Obscene, according to creator Anthony Annese, is what would happen "if Urban Dictionary and Balderdash had a one night stand and the condom broke." Testament #1 to the validity of that statement: mentally rotate...
Superfight! Card Game
Superfight! instructs us to imagine Cards Against Humanity meets Apples to Apples. For the sake of what comes next, I would add to imagine this meeting takes place in either a dark alley, an octagon, or on opposite ends...
What Do You Meme? Game
Elliot Tebele, overlord of the famed Instagram account Fuckjerry, has made a pretty natural transition with What Do You Meme? His images and commentary translate seamlessly from work day slacking reading material on the...
code:deck Playing Cards
Who wants some undiluted geekery? code:deck is a standard set of playing cards individually described by rank and suit in one of 13 different programming languages. As maker Varianto:25 points out, the cards should arouse...