Throw Throw Burrito Dodgeball Card Game
Card games, whatever. But burritos and dodgeball together? Like, at the same time, not the one as a consolation prize for getting pummeled in the face with the other? Throw Throw Burrito, I'm listening. You have, like, 50 words to get me on board with the card game part too.
From Throw Throw Burrito: "The world's first dodgeball card game. Collect cards. Play your hand. Throw things at your friends." Oh and, "at your great-great Auntie Marlene without having to feel guilty."
Um, what? Great-great Auntie Marlene? No, I don't have one of those. But anyone who's been reading for a while knows I do have something similar, something even better: a stuck-up Aunt Jan! Who's about to get a fat foam burrito chucked square at the piehole she never shuts.
I don't need to know anything else about Throw Throw Burrito burrito now. 120 cards, 7 tokens, blahblahblah details. The selling point, the burritos I can put the arms that have been working the Python Power Twister behind, has sold me.
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