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Leather Akuma Zombie Mask

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Nightmares for everyone! And if the menacing mug of this Leather Akuma Zombie Mask isn't enough to creep you out 'til kingdom come, read on to discover where he got his toothy grin...

The Miniature Book of Miniature Golf

$29.27 Amazon »

For the long golfing season ahead--and in the wake of Tiger's generally poor showing and Jim Furyk's F-up at the 16th tee of a difficult US Open--professional and amateur golfers alike have been scouring the Internet...

Your Face Zombie & Vampire Hunter Figurines

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Looking for an undead-slaying wedding cake topper? How about an ass-kicking Mini Me? Jessica of Etsy's Jess' Shop customizes zombie and vampire hunter figurines with buyers' own faces and clothing specifications to inject...

I Hate Everything

$10.95 Amazon »

King, Emperor, Khal, Master and Commander, and Grand Poobah of haters, Matthew DiBenedetti, has immortalized his personality--defined by a comprehensive hatred of everything--in his grand oeuvre of ire, aptly titled I...

Game of Thrones Replica Iron Throne

$30k HBO »

Since I'll just be sitting around, withdrawn and forlorn, waiting for Season 3 of Game of Thrones to start anyway, I may as well have some small, $30,000 token of the series to keep me from sinking into irreversible despair...

Zombie Stopper Gun Blade

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Male-female color coordination and style may not be Top 5 on the list of requisites for zombie slaying offensives, but side-by-side pink & black and yellow & black Zombie Stopper Gun Blades should look pretty sweet at...

Home DNA Test

$99 Amazon »

Know that TV show where Marisa Tomei finds out she's third cousins twice removed with a small Nepalese man, and Eva Longoria learns she and I are genetic soul mates predisposed to breeding a race of superhumans? Well...

Mass Effect 3 N7 Eagle Pistol Replica

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We've seen the corporate take on Mass Effect 3 weaponry, so now we're checking out an independent artist's interpretation. Prop fanatic and custom fabricator Neil Taylor abides by the tagline, "If you can draw it, I can...

Mass Effect 3 M-3 Predator Replica

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Prominent replica factory TriForce has released its latest video game firearm: Mass Effect 3's M-3 Predator. A 1:1 replica available only to the first 600 lucky possessors of money, the Predator is described as a "powerful...

Aliens - Colonial Marines Technical Manual

$17.29 Amazon »

A revised edition of the 1996 original, the Aliens: Colonial Marines Technical Manual saw its re-release on May 29, 2012, just in time for Ridley Scott's forthcoming--and, uh, entirely unrelated--Prometheus big screen...

How to Poo at Work

$10.78 Amazon »

After all the recent hype over breastfeeding, I think it's about time we returned to a matter of real public interest: poo. Specifically, dropping a deuce at the office. How to Poo at Work is the #1 guide for handling...

3D Zombie Puzzle

$150 Supermarket »

Zombie enthusiast or not, handcrafted wood maestro Emmy's 3D Zombie Puzzle perambulates onto the scene as a nifty diversion, and freakishly exquisite piece of household decor. Assembled, the 24-piece undead stunner stands...

Game of Thrones Cookbook

$19.49 Amazon »

Replete with an endorsement and foreword by George R. R. Martin, the definitive Game of Thrones cookbook, A Feast of Ice and Fire, begins shipping on May 29, 2012. Pre-orders are currently available for recipes replicating...

LEGO Weapons Builder's Guide

$24.95 No Starch Press »

LEGO Heavy Weapons, a guide to transforming the iconic building blocks into equally iconic firearms, is author Jack Streat's debut book. Just prior to its publication, he worked full-time at Algebra 2, driver's ed, and...

Mass Effect Salarian Statue

Fast-thinking, fast-talking, and fast-moving collide with suspended animation with this hand painted Salarian Statue. And just in time for the next probable Mass Effect 3 content upgrade...

Dragon Slayer Leather Armor

$3,999.99 Etsy »

The practicality of slaying a dragon in 100% leather armor is questionable at best, but one thing's for sure: all the fair maidens who haven't seen this much cowhide since Kiss performed at the dairy farm are gonna dig...

Giant Talking Chewbacca

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Life-sized is still a few feet away, but this giant Chewbacca plush toy measures in at a formidable 24" tall x 15" wide. Which is probably bigger than the kid you're going to pretend you're buying him for. And when you...

Manual of Things That Might Kill You

$17.85 Amazon »

The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-Diagnosis for Hypochondriacs livens up our inevitable march towards death. I love talking about my health almost as much as other people love hearing...

Lady Warrior Armor - Medieval Corset

$495 Armstreet »

When I meet a lady, the first thing I ask myself is, "Could this lady best me in a feat of strength? Or, if she's really special, "Could this lady jump me in a dark alley and kick my ass to next Tuesday?" And when I meet...

littleBits - Electronic LEGOs

$99 - $199 Amazon »

In a gross affront to smartphones, GPS devices, and certain anatomical organs, littleBits has declared that we as a society should return to the days of using our brains to do our thinking. The simple, space-sensitive...

Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Replica

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With the purchase of the Ghostbusters Ghost Trap and Proton Backpack replicas, my psychologically warped transformation into circa 1984 Bill Murray is one step closer to complete. Now all that's left is the laser recreation...

Skyballs - Helium Filled Superballs

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What I want to know is, if my friend Gary uses brute muscular force to bounce one helium-and-compressed-air-filled Skyball to its peak height of 75 feet, and my other friend Mitch drops a second Skyball from a balcony...

Awesome Takes Practice Devotionals

$1.31 Amazon »

Anybody Can Be Cool But Awesome Takes Practice is a literary jaunt along the path of Truth. See, cool people just act like they are better than everyone else. You know these people. They wear fedoras. They smoke electric...

Self-Propelled Wooden Roller Coaster

All the fun of a classic, 1920s wooden roller coaster, without the whiplash and 62% chance that it will collapse or derail mid-ride! Designed by a roller coaster engineer and built by a carnie, this 1:48 scale model comprises...