Nite Ize SlapLit LED Slap Wrap
Neon colors that glow even brighter with LEDs. Haphazard criss-crossy line design. Slap bracelet functionality. The Nite Ize SlapLit LED Slap Wrap is 1990s safety and visibility at your service! Don't forget the braided sweatbands, leopard leotards, flesh-colored athletic hose, and snake-print spandex suspender shorts when you wear one to go running or cycling, my athletic friends!
Nite Ize makes their SlapLit LED Slap Wraps in 3 vibrant colors - yellow, red, and pink - and in rechargeable or replaceable battery styles. The rechargeable light bracelet needs a microUSB cable, and the battery-powered version comes with a 2032 lithium battery, which should last 100+ hours.
The SlapLit LED Slap Wrap is long enough to fit around wrists, upper arms, and ankles, plus can be secured to straps and bags.
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