The Decimator Carbon Fiber Pickleball Paddle Set
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I cannot say that I've ever played pickleball, but calling this carbon fiber pickleball paddle set "The Decimator" sure makes it sound a lot more formidable than the name "pickleball." Which always just makes me think pickleballs, which makes me think of puckery, shriveled-up testicles, which makes me want to go for a session in my Testicuzzi rather than outside to play a competitive paddle sport.
Made by Franklin Sports, the Decimator Pickleball Paddle Set comes with a pair of carbon fiber paddles, four X-40 pickleballs, and a carry bag - all the fixin's for 2 players to tickle their pickles anywhere they can find a court. The paddles use carbon fiber only as a surface layer, with a polypropylene core balancing them out, and keeping them USA Pickleball Approved. Dimensions are 7.7" wide x 15.7" long, with a 4.8" handle.
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