Unneutered Cat Stuffed Animal
- Plush Banana Man Toy - $15.99
- Cat Body Pillow - $23.99
- Chubby Blob Seal Plush Toy - $11.99
- Fat Siamese Cat Plush Pillow - $19.99
According to Unneutered Cat Stuffed Animal seller, the Japanese brand OOPSHANA, the "application" of this testicled feline plushie is "everywhere you like, suitable for bedroom, living room, home, office, etc." Hmmm. Living room decor? Office knick-knack? As a dude who hails from the prude nation that is the US of A, I'm not sure I agree.
Unless, of course, you're using ol' Berries the Cat as an ongoing prank. The Unneutered Cat Stuffed Animal that travels through the lives of you and your buds, stealthily popping up - and plopping his balls down - on each other's couches, beds, and desks when the owner least suspects it. "Aw, gonads!" you'll say when Berries greets you. "Deez nuts got me again!"
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