MOBOT Foam Roller Water Bottle
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Drink up & rub down. The MOBOT, or Mobility Bottle, is a clever, clever water bottle whose outer wrap of athletic-grade, firm-density EVA foam serves as both insulation for its contents, and a muscle roller for your body. Take a swig from the MOBOT to hydrate, and then take a spin on it to knead out your knots and fatigue.
MOBOT bottles are made of 18/8 stainless steel strong enough to support full body weight. Their EVA foam outsides have the same dig-deep vertical and horizontal nubs and channels as traditional foam rollers for identical use. The bottles also have wide mouths to accommodate ice cubes and sip straws that help prevent the ol' waterfall-to-the-face effect that seems to strike nice young men like myself every time we throw our heads back to guzzle from the aforementioned wide mouths.
MOBOT bottles come in 18-, 27-, and 40-ounce sizes.
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