Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane
That's one way to go with the Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane. Whiting out its jolly red stripes. Eliminating its trademark peppermint flavor. Devoiding the candy cane of all signs of Christmas spirit. It makes a funny stocking stuffer or Dirty Santa gift just like that.
Or.
They could have made the Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane all black, like coal. And flavored it a la WTF Prank Candles - peppermint on a very thin outer layer segueing into, oh I don't know, maybe anchovies or skunk ass 3 licks in. Then the Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane would make the perfect gift for my ex-girlfriend Karen, matching her heart exactly both inside and out.
And, yes, those of you who have known me for a while know I really do have a black-hearted ex-girlfriend named Karen. And, yes, to readers old and new, I do believe she is the original mold from which the concept of "Karen" was cast.
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