Brach's Candy Corn Turkey Dinner
Brach's Candy Corn Turkey Dinner may seem expensive for candy corn, but think of how cheap it is for a turkey dinner. With apple pie and coffee included for dessert! Mama won't even have to cook this Thanksgiving!
The seasonal sack o' sugar includes candy corns flavored like stuffing, green beans, and cranberry sauce, along with the namesake roasted turkey and bonus apple pie and coffee. Young people can test their mouth capacity, jaw strength, and gag reflex, and old people can enjoy their preferred method of eating any meal, by shoving in one of all the different candy corns in the Candy Corn Turkey Dinner, and chewing them up together.
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