Chocolate Penguins
L.A. Burdick Chocolates has whipped up this winning waddle of penguins to wish you - and your choco-lovin' belly - Happy Holidays! The chocolatier's Chocolate Penguins gift box contains 9 "tuxedoed birds of Antarctica" made of a whipped dark chocolate ganache, hinted with fresh lemon, and finished with toasted almond wings.
Each Chocolate Penguin stands around 1.5" tall, and might be even more adorable than Peleg Design's Egguins, a set of plastic penguins that hard boil your eggs for you. Speaking of which, which conjures the more horrific image: eating whole penguins alive, as suggested by the enjoyment of Chocolate Penguins; or boiling whole penguins alive, as suggested by the use of Egguins?
I know. I'm such a buzzkill.
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