Reese's Peanut Butter Carrots
Even though carrots and peanut butter have always been a pretty good pair, Reese's Peanut Butter Carrots take the combination to a whole new level of greatness. Namely because Reese's Peanut Butter Carrots contain no actual carrots! They're simply the beloved crumbly, mouth-moisture-sucking Reese's peanut butter centers dipped in milk chocolate that, as an Easter special edition, have been shaped like carrots. Carrots ready and waiting for your two front teeth to nibble away at their toothsomeness.
Attention bunnies Bugs, Easter, and Blue, and rabbits Br'er, Roger, Peter, Velveteen, and White: you may think you like carrots, but once you try the hunks o' happiness that are Reese's Peanut Butter Carrots, I'll betcha a bushel you'll never go back.
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