Reese's Peanut Butter Ugly Sweater Candy
The Reese's Peanut Butter Ugly Sweater candy is a 2021 holiday exclusive from Hershey's. And while I am in the minority of people who do not like the saccharine chocolate and dry, chalky peanut butter comprising Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, I do love me some ugly Christmas sweaters, so if my mama included a Reese's Peanut Butter Ugly Sweater in my stocking this year, I wouldn't necessarily throw it into the Do Not Want Pile like I do every gift I ever get from my Aunt Jan.
Further, while the Reese's Peanut Butter Ugly Sweater Candy appears to be another iteration of the Peanut Butter Cup, much like Easter's Peanut Butter Egg, Hershey's actually calls this PB creation the Reese's Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Creme Ugly Sweater Candy. So maybe the filling has been smoothed out and de-chalkified into a creamier center for this sugar-laden delicacy. Hershey's also point out that "one size fits all mouths," and the Ugly Sweater Candy would make a swell prize for an Ugly Sweater contest.
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