Dark Chocolate Sriracha Bunny
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At first I thought the Dark Chocolate Sriracha Easter Bunny was just the latest addition to our rooster sauce pop culture craze, but further rumination made me realize its true application is as a training tool for children. Greedily gnawing off an ear of this rabbit laced with a mouthful of debilitating burn will prove to be an Easter surprise that teaches them:
- Easter is about Hey Zeus, not eggs and bunny rabbits and candy. Drive the message home.
- Little pests who beg for treats and presents better be careful what they wish for. They might just get it coated in 5-star Asian spice.
- Chocolate is evil. Chocolate sets your insides on fire. Don't eat chocolate. This will help curb childhood obesity.
Sriracha Easter Bunnys are made of 8 ounces of sold dark chocolate and stand 7" tall x 5" wide.
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