Poop Like a Champion Gummies
- Crapola Granola Cereal - $9.99
- Poop Bowl - 24 Oz Ceramic Poop Emoji Bowl - $12.99
- Daily Liquid Fiber for Regularity - $26.65
- Botanica Research Adult Fiber Gummies - $19.99
- Probiotic Gummies with Prebiotic Fiber - $19.50
Poop Like a Champion's original claim to the porcelain throne came in the form of Poop Like a Champion Cereal, little star nuggets of corn bran, whole grain sorghum flour, psyllium husk, and inulin, made to turn your toilet bowl into turd nation. But what if you're not in the mood for cereal? ... OK, bad example. What if you're somewhere you can't conveniently pull out a bowl, a spoon, a large box, and a jug of milk? What if what your really need is some pocket-sized poop relief?
And here we are. Poop Like a Champion Gummies. Each soft drop of poo-whispering goo contains 3 grams of fiber, enough not just to stir up your stool, but to up your daily intake when you have trouble hitting the 25-gram recommended daily dose.
Poop Like a Champion Gummies get their fiber from chicory root, a soluble form of the nutrient that gut bacteria also love to chow down on. Active gut bacteria provide natural aid in digestion, which in turn pushes poo forward and gets it rolling out of the constipation station. Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, poo-poo!
The fiber gummies are also sugar-free, made with no artificial flavors, colors, or sweeteners. Bags include strawberry, peach, and orange makers of poop champions.
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