Hoglet Fidget Mouse
- PILPOC Fidget Controller Pad - $11.99
- Cat Paw Mouse Pad with Wrist Support - $14.99
- Logitech Wireless Mouse - Francesca Fox - $39.99
- Iron Man Ergonomic Wireless Mouse - $16.99
- Wireless Optical Pocket Pen Mouse - $11.99
Thank you, Hoglet fidget mouse, for bringing me a piece of unexpected joy this week. Though designed - in the likeness of an adorable hedgehog - for kiddos with autism spectrum disorder, ADHD, and other "learning differences," I imagine this colorful and tactile little computer wand is going to be a big hit with all kinds of kids. Not to mention the ladies, who will surely dote over not just the Hoglet's precious appearance, but its precious name as well. So thank you again, Hoglet fidget mouse, bringing all of us unexpected gifts for the kids and gifts for the girlfriends this holiday season.
According to Hoglet Mouse maker HedgeHog Health, the physical stimulation their piece of tech provides compared to standard trackpads, keyboards, and mice serves as "a comforting bridge between the familiar physical world and the virtual world of the computer screen. It anchors a child's attention and has a calming, centering effect." Being so dang cute also provides visual interest, and will probably make your young'un look at the mouse like an interactive toy and animal buddy. You can describe virtual schooling, homework, and other otherwise tedious computer activities as "Hoglet playtime." Your kid can pet and play make-believe with his or her Hoglet. Give it a name. Maybe even buy it a Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House.
/myo-telekinetic-armband-17931.jpg?mode=crop "MYO Telekinetic Armband")
MYO Telekinetic Armband
Well, telekinetic is only part of the story. Is telemusculokinetic a word too? Maybe that's redundant. Remote control muscles? Yeah, let's go with RC muscles. MYO armbands transform muscles--specifically the arm, or as...
Bat Levitating Mouse
Bat, a levitating wireless computer mouse, is currently in the research and testing phases for use in preventing and treating carpal tunnel syndrome, a median nerve dysfunction to which many mouse manipulators are susceptible...
/programmable-mouse-jiggler-28704.jpg?mode=crop "Programmable Mouse Jiggler")
Programmable Mouse Jiggler
It's a professional jiggler! No, not Santa Claus. No. Not a stripper. This is a Mouse Jiggler. And it's got nothing to do with bellies and boobies. Though, like the belly and boobie jigglers, the Mouse Jiggler is here...
/crazy-cursor-mouse-destroyer-59093.jpg?mode=crop "Crazy Cursor Mouse Destroyer Prank")
Crazy Cursor Mouse Destroyer Prank
The Crazy Cursor Mouse Destroyer Prank is a good one for anyone to pull on...anyone but you. Within 30 seconds of plugging this tiny USB PCB into any computer running Windows 11 and below, the system's mouse will be...
Mycestro 3D Mouse Ring
Controlling objects through abracadabra gestures seems to be a hot trend right now. So can someone please make me a Mycestro 3D Mouse ring or MYO Armband that, in addition to manipulating my PC, will also abracadabra...
Nymi Biometric Security & Communication Wristband
The MYO armband is cool and all, but to turn its wearers into human remote controls, it needs them to flex. Gesture. Move. The Nymi wristband, by contrast, will transform us into biological security systems and device...
gStick: The Pen Mouse
Hold it like a pen, use it like a mouse, make the stuff you draw on your computer look less like it was birthed by the hand of someone who just chased a triple espresso macchiato with a Red Bull. Gordon Stewart designed...
/mechanical-mouse-jiggler-so-56279.jpg?mode=crop "Mechanical Mouse Jiggler (So They Think You're Working)")
Mechanical Mouse Jiggler (So They Think You're Working)
This mechanical mouse jiggler is recommended by 5/5 slackers, underpaid employees, people out of PTO who need some TO, and dudes and ladies with a weird compulsion never to let their computers log off or go to sleep...
/rid-a-rat-under-hood-rodent-48524.jpg?mode=crop "Rid-a-Rat Under-Hood Rodent Deterrent Device")
Rid-a-Rat Under-Hood Rodent Deterrent Device
The only thing worse than a human packrat living in your house is a packrat packrat living under the hood of your car. Nesting up in the engine compartment. Chewing through random wires you sort of needed to, like, drive...
/exovault-mouse-35288.jpg?mode=crop "EXOvault Mouse")
EXOvault Mouse
Think of the EXOvault Mouse as a functional piece of desktop art. Like, for real functional, and for real art. Not just some hunk of metal that's curvy and spinny and "functional" like a fidget toy is in giving you something...
/cheertok-all-in-one-pocket-54203.jpg?mode=crop "CheerTok All-in-one Pocket Touchpad for Smart Devices")
CheerTok All-in-one Pocket Touchpad for Smart Devices
CheerTok's big, B-I-G, and CheerTok's bad, B-A-D, and CheerTok's boss, B-O-S-S, B-O-S-S, boss. OK, CheerTok isn't so big, being a pocket-sized touchpad, air mouse, presenter, and shortcut Generator. And it's more good...
Leap Motion Controller
The Leap Motion Controller, a sort of hands-free mouse with far more calibrated skills, sounds so wicked I don't even care that I'm going to look like an epileptic mime waving my arms around to use it. Though unassuming...