Chuck Wagon Outdoor Kitchen & Bar
The Chuck Wagon Outdoor Kitchen & Bar from Hitchman Homestead takes mealtime west. All the way west. Where Cowboy Cauldron BBQ Fire Pits just go west-ish, the Chuck Wagon Outdoor Kitchen & Bar goes straight to, like, the Olympic Peninsula. Hawaii. Attu Island!
None of which are western the way the Chuck Wagon Outdoor Kitchen & Bar is western at all, so maybe it's time to update that term, 'eh?
Or maybe I should simply say the Chuck Wagon Outdoor Kitchen & Bar takes mealtime straight to the Texas Hill Country, which is where Hitchman Homestead builds all of its fantastic "western" art and decor.
Like their Oregon Trail Wagon Bed, the Chuck Wagon Outdoor Kitchen & Bar is a hand-built piece of splendor. It's made from a steel frame and pine wood, and made to party in the wild, wild style, with a:
- Pop-out bonnet cover;
- Chuck-box pantry;
- Fold-down table;
- Boot box storage space;
- Driver's bench breakfast bar;
- Prep table and slatted cargo space;
- Cargo crate;
- Optional bar sink;
- Optional mini fridge;
- Optional beer tap setup.
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