Face Mask Drink Coasters
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- Paladone Party Animal Face Coasters - $7.94
- Who Am I Face Coasters Game - $8.00
- Paladone Funny Party Face Masks - $6.90
- Gnarly Teeth, Set of 9 - $8.61
- Noki Lapkins Party Napkins - $12.95
Paladone's Face Mask Drink Coasters are a party multi-tool. Use them old school, to hold your sweaty drink so you don't f*ck up the table. Use them new school, as a frisbee projectile to pelt your friend Cornelius, or elementary-school-flirt with your crush. And use them as only Paladone coasters can be used, as photo booth props or impromptu (i.e., forced impromptu) additions to selfies and group shots depicting how much FUN! your life is.
The Face Mask Drink Coasters come in packs of 40 and have 20 different funny, silly, and mustachioed faces to pass around and hang off your nose to break the ice.
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