Fries on the Fly Universal Car French Fry Holder
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When you're driving, fries on the fly usually means fries between the thighs. Fries on the passenger seat in a giant to-go bag that keeps tilting away from you and surrendering fries to the floor and cracks between the seat. And the worst, fries locked up for the entire ride home, taunting you with their wafting crispy potato scents and peep-show of grease through the walls of their white bag jail cell.
Fries on the Fly is a universal car french fry holder that solves all of your driving with fries problems. On the bottom it has a cylindrical tray that slips into any standard vehicle cup holder. And on the top, a hard plastic pocket shaped just like a typical french fry box.
Well. Just like your typical small and medium french fry box. According to Fries on the Fly make Maad Brands, you can probably stuff a large McDonald's french fry box into the holder, but it won't slide all the way down. Fries on the Fly is best suited for medium size containers.
On the rare occasion you're not eating fries while driving, you can also use the Fries on the Fly holder to store cell phones, wallets, kids' juice boxes and other items that don't normally fit in your round cup holders.
If you're going to take the proper steps to store your fries while driving, may as well throw in a Saucemoto in-car dip clip too.
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