Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie Beer Koozie
The Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie is a collaboration for the ages. Namely, the ages of dads. Forties. Fifties. Sixties. Maybe seventies if he's a spry one still sportin' New Balance 624 sneaks and crackin' a Dad joke along with every beer.
Like the Dad Mask, which I feel like Miller Lite and New Balance kinda ripped off for their idea, the Shoezie won't be available for purchase as a gift for Dad. But! At the strike of midni- no, make that a more Dad-friendly 9 a.m. CT on Father's Day, June 20, 2021, Miller will launch a sweepstakes and give away the limited edition shoe koozies to a number of lucky winners. No word on how many, or if carrying the title of "Dad" is required for Shoezie beer koozie entry.
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The Dad Mask
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