ABUS Alarmbox 2.0 Mobile Alarm System
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I was just thinking how the streets of my neighborhood could really use the sounds of more alarms going off. The sensitive and human-error-triggered car alarms, police and EMS vehicle sirens, large vehicle backup warnings, and crazy people shouting strings of profanities aren't cutting it for me anymore. A handful of these Alarmbox systems hooked up to bicycles and e-scooters could really enrich the cacophony, and round the decibel assault out.
The ABUS Alarmbox 2.0 is a mobile alarm system designed for bikes, small commuter vehicles, or even baby strollers. It includes an ACH 6KS/100 locking cable and attached 100 dB alarm ABUS describes as "intelligent," but doesn't really explain what they mean by the word. Maybe it aced the Free IQ Test.
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