CureFaster Wound Sealer & Healer
Call CureFaster a magic wound wand. One that says it can take you from cut to clot with a quickness. From scrape to scab in 3 treatments. From gory gouge to...still pretty ugly injury, but less likely to bleed and ooze all over the couch, with a 5- to 10-minute hit of its sterilizing blue light and hygiene-promoting airflow.
Made especially for injury-prone kids and athletes, and infection-prone elderly, the CureFaster is designed to help clot blood and dry out superficial wounds, so they can begin healing right away. CureFaster treatments last between 5 and 10 minutes, depending on the injury, with 3 treatments generally being the number that produces the scabbing indicative of the road to recovery.
As long as you're not dealing with a scab picker, which definitely eliminates this dude from enjoying the benefits of the CureFaster.
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