Lefree Digital Money-Counting Swear Jar
Now here's a new twist to the swear jar - a digital money-counting piggy bank that will let you know exactly how much all the sh*ts and f*cks you've given have cost you. Sounds like the perfect gift for teens - or gift for Dad if he's got an undesirable affinity for the profanity - to me.
Lefree's swear jar, or regular old money jar / piggy bank for savings if you prefer, consists of a 1.8L ABS mason-style jar and lid fitted with a AAA-battery-powered counting mechanism and clear LCD screen that gives a readout of the jar's total loot after each deposit. That jar can hold between 800 and 1,000 coins, and can detect the less-circulated half dollar and dollar coins along with your standard pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters.
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