Cock Breath Mints
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Cock breath is alright, but I think I prefer dick breath. As an insult, I mean. Obviously.
Obviously.
But I guess when you're talking genitals and breath mints and clever puns, Cock Breath makes for better kitschy, and more PG-rated, packaging. Unless you went with Dick Breath Mints and threw a photo of Cheney on the tin. Of course, given that Cock Breath Mints are intended as a bachelorette party supply, unless your bride-to-be and her hens are over the age of 35, they probably won't know who the hell that Dick is.
In addition to contributing to pre-nuptials shenanigans, Cock Breath Mints also make a great gag gift though, suffice it to say, the people who really deserve them are the ones who didn't gag.
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