Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap (NSFW)
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The Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap says, "Dude, you have the nicest teeth I've ever come across."
Happy Thanksgiving, folks, I'll be here all week!
The Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap from Comedyprint Co is a 3D-printed penis (just the tip, I swear!) that screws (like a porn star!) onto your tube and delivers concentrated and focused ejaculations of toothpaste onto your brush. Mmm, minty fresh man sauce. Perfect for use after a Natural Harvest meal.
Not a bad Dirty Santa gift either.
The Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap was designed by Pandoranium3D. If you'd prefer to perfect this penis on your own 3D printer, you can also buy a digital download directly from Pandoranium3D for DIY (dick-it-yourself?) fun at home.
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