Jar of F*cks Gift Jar
I don't give a f*ck about you...I give a whole jar of f*cks about you! Ha! What an unexpected linguistic turnaround! Not to mention the perfect gift for the girlfriend or wife who loves wordplay. And f*cks.
Now the first part is definitely my She-Ra: Princess of Power. That wife o' mine talks circles around me when we debate, or argue, or, like, discuss where to go for dinner. The f*cks part...uhhhmmm...maybe I'll stick with the earrings I'm also considering as a Valentine's Day gift.
No, wait! Eureka! I'll bury the earrings inside the Jar of F*cks gift jar. That way I'll get my jollies, and She-Ra: Princess of Power will get the emotional roller coaster of: a chuckle; followed by a moment of disenchantment with my "thoughtfulness"; followed by delight with a gift she really wants.
Jarring Words' Jar of F*cks packs responsibly-sourced wood f*ck cutouts into a 12-ounce mason jar. The printed labels explain the jar's contents and bring on the romance with assertion that the many, many f*cks in the jar are the "F*cks I give about you."
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