P*ssy Pipe
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I'd hit that. The P*ssy Pipe from ceramic smoking pipe shop Fajni Fajky isn't just lit and smokin' hot, it's ready to be lit and smoked hot.
And passed around, shared by everyone.
Provided you have the express permission of its owner, of course.
P*ssy Pipes are handmade, and available in 3 shades. Each one is probably unique, but not as variable as actual vaginas, and as far as I know Fajni Fajky cannot fire custom orders based on your own vagina, or the vagina of someone you love. Check out Musch Musch Designs if you're in the market for a personalized replica.
Generic P*ssy Pipes can, however, fulfill general needs for functional feminist art, novelty gifts, and something fun to do to kick off your bachelor party.
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