The Rocktopus
- Crush and Color: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Coloring Book - $11.18
- Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: The Life, Lessons & Rules for Success - $2.99
- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Devotional Prayer Saint Candle - $24.50
- Funko POP! WWE The Rock 3.75" Entertainment Earth Exclusive Vinyl Figure - $13.98
- Dwayne Johnson Unisex Socks - $16.95
Can you smell what The Rocktopus is cooking?! Mmmm, pulpo a la plancha.
Whoever drew Dwayne Johnson in this year's White Elephant gift exchange, I sure hope you saw The Rocktopus before I did. A most glorious design from Nate's 3D Printing Shop, The Rocktopus is - how best to put it? - a 3D printed articulating octopus whose head has been replaced by that of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Think he's ready to take on the 3D printed Dickasaurus in the ring?
Adding to my, and hopefully your, delight over The Rocktopus is Nate's 3D Printing Shop's print size options, ranging from a wee 5" x 5" for a desktop or dashboard, to a true Rock-worthy 60" x 60" for a living room installation or carpool buddy that allows you cheat your way into the HOV lanes.
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Project Rock UA Sport Waterproof Wireless Headphones
Want to Rock out at the gym? Looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was all ears when Under Armour proposed adding headphones to their Project Rock athletic clothing and gear collaboration. The two have just released the...
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Octopus Headphone Wall Hanger
Guess how many pairs of headphones you can hang from the Octopus Headphone Wall Hanger. ... Wrong! Not eight, but nine. Nine over-ear headsets will fit on M3is3D's rockin' octo, because the pink 'pus is an audiophile...
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The Animal Chair Collection
The Animal Chair collection constitutes a diverse range of species, from mammals to reptiles, and even insects. Each creation retains the animal's natural vitality whilst being totally biologically accurate in their appearance...
Kraken Flasks
Rejoice ye liquor-sipping non-smokers who thought the Octopus Pipes we featured last month would be cool, if only you inhaled. Kraken Flasks are here to evoke equal reverence from those who enjoy a fine swig of Scotch...
Octopus Kite
I don't think the giant 3D Octopus Kite that's for sale is quite the same as the giant 3D Octopus Kite flying in the above video. But maybe your kids won't notice that when, after showing them the graceful cephalopod...
Octopus Pipe
Usually when some smug schmuck tells me to put that in my pipe and smoke it I must restrain myself from punching them in the face. But I think part of the reason such restraint is necessary is that I don't often enough...
Octopus Couch
Really this couch is called the Aster Papposus Sofa, but who knows what the hell an aster papposus is? I can't even pronounce those words together, and have just resorted to reading them as Snuffleupagus. To whom the...
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Alfred the Giant Crochet Octopus
I can't tell exactly how giant Alfred the Giant Crochet Octopus is, but if the evidence in the image gallery above is any indication, he appears to be the equivalent of 1 x standard lady who has not yet mastered the art...
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Kraken Dildo
Unleash the Kraken Dildo! Seven inches long and suction-cup ready for anal penetration! ... Uh, what? On second thought, dude, keep that thing to yourself. I'm still reeling over the Corn Dog Butt Plug...
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Pearl Diver Octopus Water Fountain
Yarr! I got me a wicked tharrst! Unleash the Kraken...water fountain. Sean M. Monaghan designed this octopus fountain, called Pearl Diver, for SPLASH! restaurant in the Santa Cruz Municipal Wharf. The double drinker is...
Iyashi Octopus Sucker Massager
Hmmm, what do you think, is that picture Photoshopped? And if it isn't would you consider having a pinky-sized chunk of your cheek Stretch Armstrong-ed a foot away from your face: 1) relaxing; and 2) $81 well spent?...
Tentacled Shower Head
It's like...Kraken meets...car wash. Though Vado's adjustable shower head sculpture is missing the 2 arms that would elevate it to true octo status, 5 minutes behind the curtain flipping and pointing this spraying beast...